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[black_black_heart]

how

does one stop their roommate

from standing in the kitchen

in the dark

at 3 am

eating cold ravioli straight from the can with his fingers

Comments

[gastronomics]

I am a genius, everyone should.

[black_black_heart]

it shows

[gastronomics]

So what kind of people are you and these two non-gourmets?

[black_black_heart]

you don't stay distracted for long, do you

[gastronomics]

Cooking is my life, it's hard to distract me from that.

[black_black_heart]

do you know anyone who can make a good steak and wants a job

so like, obviously not you of course

you're busy and already got a better gig

[gastronomics]

If I knew anyone good I would hire them myself. All the others I knew are gone, though.. something's coming up I'm sure you'll find someone!

[black_black_heart]

[Well, she had a point there.]

fair enough

man I hope so, it's not like the pay's even crap