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[black_black_heart]

how

does one stop their roommate

from standing in the kitchen

in the dark

at 3 am

eating cold ravioli straight from the can with his fingers

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[k2so]

Your room-mate's life decisions seem questionable at best.

Tell him to eat at proper hours?

[black_black_heart]

I feel like the 3 am part is less of a problem

more the standing in the kitchen in the dark eating out of a can, part

[k2so]

Perhaps he wants to save energy and that's why he doesn't turn on nor the lights or the oven?

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[sonicosuper]

Tee hee!

Snacks! Make sure appropriate finger food snacks are available at all times! ^^

[black_black_heart]

at this point I swear he prefers canned food out of spite

[sonicosuper]

Are you sure? Maybe there just aren't enough sweet treats in the house! ^^

[02crusnikabel]

3am? Sound like the best time to eat dinner. Still, remind your roommate to don't eat so late or he'll get a tummy ache while he's sleeping. He'll get nightmares.

[black_black_heart]

right? he's not properly nocturnal like I am

I'll pass that on, verbatim

[02crusnikabel]

Also, he has to cook the ravoli properly. I mean, eating it cold? I assume he eats it raw?

[treesus]

You dont.

[Bite me.]

[black_black_heart]

maybe I'll just stab you with a fork until you learn to use one

[treesus]

You do always chose the most effective and pragmatic methods.

[fade_to_black]

[Blake would eat tuna cold from the can, so she can't say much. Covertly in the dark? Possibly. At 3 a.m.? If she were awake and hungry.]

Maybe talk to your roommate?

[black_black_heart]

tried that

also tried removing all the cans of ravioli from the apartment

he just buys more

[fade_to_black]

Is there some reason why him eating ravioli in the dark should be a problem? I mean, it doesn't sound terribly destructive.

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[acheat]

Replace the cans with something less edible.

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[black_black_heart]

tried that

this fucker eats like a goat

also he just buys more

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[acheat]

Then I fear you are doomed to a life of midnight ravioli stains

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[gastronomics]

Stop buying canned ravioli.
It's low-quality preservative waste that no one should put in their mouth anyway.

[black_black_heart]

I don't buy it, he does

in bulk

on sale

sometimes expired

[gastronomics]

Have the court label him mentally incapable of taking care of himself and put yourself in charge of his assets for his own good.

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[moviemagic]

Are they like sleep walking or something? Because people do strange things when they do that.

[black_black_heart]

nope he's just a fucking menace

[Flavor]

[treesus]

[Trahearne feels personally attacked and betrayed by everyone on this post. He doesn't know most of you. But betrayal. That goes double for those with the plant jokes.]

[black_black_heart]

[This is what you get for always getting him in trouble with his boyfriend. Asshole.]