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[black_black_heart]

how

does one stop their roommate

from standing in the kitchen

in the dark

at 3 am

eating cold ravioli straight from the can with his fingers

Comments

[k2so]

Well some people around here are clowns, so at least there's that?

[black_black_heart]

oh you've already noticed that have you

[Tannusen's never been very kind to the general populace. His first ever network post had been mocking the lot of them, after all. As one may expect from a pooka.]

[k2so]

Statistical analysis is my speciality, I notice these things.

Plus, it's painfully obvious.

[Kay has never particularly good at having a brain-to-mouth filter.]

[black_black_heart]

[Tannusen's noticing this. And rather enjoying it.]

I'm sure my roommate could pull a side-show act with his stupid ravioli

[Still salty. His boyfriend yells at him over Trahearne's eating habits. And Trahearne clearly enjoys that fact!]

[k2so]

[It's very liberating, being this way.
Except when people gets mad and tries to shoot you.]

Have you tried putting a lock in the kitchen's door?

[black_black_heart]

pretty sure he can break a lock

[Not that the kitchen... has a door anyway.]

[k2so]

Not the kind of locks I can set. Security droid and all.

[S what about a giant metal door? They're al the rage in space.]

[black_black_heart]

yeah... that'd be funny for like ten minutes and then it'd be a pain

appreciate the offer though

[k2so]

A shame them.

You are welcome. I hope you find a solution in the end. Hopefully one that doesn't involve chains or murder.

[black_black_heart]

whaaat? but those are two of my favorite things!

[k2so]

You would get along with Cassian then. Mine, I mean, not yours.

[black_black_heart]

we've chatted

[There's only two Cassians around that he knows of, after all. The other must be Andor.]

we should get them to meet

for science

[k2so]

Oh, Force, I am so sorry.

For science, more like 'let's the see if reality implodes'. But yes, why not.

[They are both already dead in their homeworld, what else they have to lose?]

[black_black_heart]

isn't that the same thing?

[It certainly is the same to a Faerie.]

[k2so]

I think that for it to count as a Science you need to write down the results of the meeting. Otherwise it's just messing around.

[Makes sense.]

[black_black_heart]

I'll bring us both clipboards

[k2so]

Excellent! I'll see if I can find a camera.

[black_black_heart]

for science!

[Those poor bastards.]

[k2so]

For science it is!

[Yuuup.]