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[black_black_heart]

how

does one stop their roommate

from standing in the kitchen

in the dark

at 3 am

eating cold ravioli straight from the can with his fingers

Comments

[black_black_heart]

I think one who walks around and talks like a human is a little more complicated than a potted fern

I could be wrong though

[moviemagic]

Guess the only way to know is to actually suck it up and ask... If I knew who the heck they were obviously.

[black_black_heart]

do you want his number so you can text him

cuz that would be funny

[moviemagic]

On this phone all I would need is a name. Seems like I have everyone's number on here.

It's weird because I might not like everyone on it and would want rid..

[black_black_heart]

his name's Trahearne

he loves salad and vegetable jokes especially

[moviemagic]

What a shame, I don't know those kinds of jokes.

Just know knock knock jokes.

[black_black_heart]

use those then

he's not from earth, probably doesn't know any of the good ones yet

[moviemagic]

Well... can't say any of them then. I know jokes, but not good ones.