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Koishi Komeiji ([personal profile] koishi_komeiji) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-05-22 05:31 pm

[Log/Backdated] THIS IS NOT HOW BIRTHDAYS WORK!

Who: Koishi, Luke, Satuki, and a few others.
What: Koishi had another birthday. She's giving people presents.
Where: Different places.
When: May 14th
Warnings: None really. Mostly just excessive cute.
Note: Feel free to react. Depending on the situation there may or may not be a response.

Whelp. It was another birthday come and gone. Which meant Koishi was now 416 years old. This meant that people were going to be given presents. Again. Because birthdays involved presents, right? Yes, she was the one who was supposed to be GETTING the presents. But still!


Regardless, her first stop was her sister. Koishi, with a great deal of help, had managed to purchase those computer things as well as a general how-to book so Satori could learn to use it. It wasn't a very advanced or expensive one, but it was certainly good enough to look up cat videos, write on, and manage the plethora of music that her older sister had been collecting during the time she's been here. Likewise she also bought quite a bit of music to go with it. Koishi ended up having to wrap multiple presents. All of them in brown paper and tied down with twine and tape.

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For Satsuki she got her hands on an antique Koto. Someone (not likely Koishi) had taken the time to ensure that it was in proper tune and the strings on it were new. Koishi actually carried it up to the door of Satsuki's flat this time rather than go through the window due to the Koto's size and the fact she didn't want it to bump or get stuck in the window fame. Additionally, she also brought rose tea and rose flavored taffy made from the petals of the blossoms that grow in Chireiden's gardens.

Additionally, Koishi seemed more amused than she should be by the prospect of "hell rose tea" but that may or may not just be Koishi being Koishi again.

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Luke was brought a box containing a new flying pin and a whole bunch of goodies. He got some of the rose tea and taffy too and a book of word puzzles and riddles. But first Luke would have to unlock the puzzle box she hid them in. At 20 moves it was certainly not the most simple one, but it would be fun for him to play with. The mechanism consisted of multiple sliding panels and a combination lock consisting of ornate symbols. The bottom of the box contained a riddle and several other puzzles to give him hints as to where the mechanisms were, what order to do them in, and how to unlock them.

She also brought him lunch.

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Blake was brought a wide-brimmed black hat with a stylish white stripe. She was also given a book containing multiple recipes for a variety of fish dishes. Each was hand written and a few of them had drawings to help along with the more intricate steps. The script was elegant and it was likely that Satori was the one that had done the writing and not Koishi.

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Mewtwo would get a variety of things including several mats, a small table, an umbrella, and a cushioned armchair that seemed to be modified so that he could sit in it comfortably. It was also purple. Because he was purple. Additionally he was given an enormous stack of books. Novels. Many of them were a little beat-up suggesting Koishi had bought them at a used store. But she had no idea what sorts of things Mewtwo liked book wise, so at the very least he had a variety of things to keep him entertained.

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Ted was given a basket containing a variety of cheeses and a large book containing a how-to for a variety of largely harmless (but likely very annoying) pranks and magic tricks. These ranged from card tricks to slight of hand to different uses for disappearing ink to a variety of ways to soak people with water. Clearly, nothing bad could ever come of this.

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Alice would be given some lovely new fabrics taken from Nova City. Ones that had the technology to change color on command and self repair small rips and holes over time. There was a good bit of it too some textured more like cotton, some more like silk.

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Namur was given several coconut crabs. Alive. In a crate. Additionally, Koishi brought him some unagi, the freshwater eel carefully prepared and served over rice with some sort of delicious and tangy sauce. It tasted exactly like barbecue chicken, though the texture was vastly different.

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Liv was brought a variety of spices in several forms to expand the types of texture present. Additionally, there was a DVD containing one of the most wonderfully terrible-in-all-the-right-ways zombie movies Koishi could find. And its equally good-bad sequel.

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Mayu was given a set of bamboo calligraphy pens two bottles of black ink. Likewise he was given a book of tales and fables from classic Japanese literature. Youkai stories. Additionally he was also given the charm and note. (mentioned below)

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Remilia and Flandre would be given a bottle of oni sake and a basket of fruit from Chireiden's gardens, some rose tea, and a large cake, fully decorated. You couldn't ever go wrong with cake, right? Especially one filled with strwberry filling reminiscent of the blood vampires were so fond of.

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Everyone else would get a box containing four reasonably sized pieces of chocolate and well wishes. Everyone who she's had even a little bit of interaction with got something.

Additionally anyone who was hurt or killed by Koishi during the incident where she was controlled by the Kamui would be given a charm for luck and life and another note of apology.

(IMPORTANT: If I missed someone who has CR with Koishi then yell at me and I'll apologize a whole lot and add them into this post. Sometimes I lose track of people because I'm an unorganized doof.)
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-05-26 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
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Koishi!

[Do not give him flipping heart attacks in Everglade, girl, what's wrong with you? Oh well, bigger fish to fry, and all that.]

Shit girl, ain't y' got that goin' the wrong way 'round? Not that I mind, jus' sayin'. Guess we'll hafta get this shit back t' hq an' have ourselves a li'l birthday feast, huh? How old're y' now?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sweet four hunnerd sixteen, huh? When a girl becomes a woman or some shit like that, aye? Sheheheh! Take y' out dancin' after we eat, how's that sound?

[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, sure, but. Hell, ain't y' never heard a sweet sixteen? 'S like a comin' of age thing. Get a hotass dress, bigass party, dates an' shit if y' ain't already started. Yer past it by four hunnerd years or so, sure, but that's the joke, catch me?

[Namur takes the little box in one hand, and shifts the bigger box up onto a shoulder so he can carry it better, and starts walking down the street, heading for Jolly Eddy's HQ.]

Goin' out dancin's when y' go t' a bar or a club an' y' shake dat ass 'til all the boys can't help but come nosin' 'round tryna get up 'gainst y'. Or if yer a dude, same thing only the idea's gettin' the girls t' come 'round, yeah? Lots a music, booze if yer int' drunk flailin' an' callin' it dancin', some folk gets high. Everbody lookin' t' have a good time an' show theirselves off. Good times. Great energy. Sheheheheh!
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sheheheh! Already said I'd take y' out. Wanna go getcha a hotass dress first or y' wanna go as y' are? Either's good, mind, cuz dancin's 'bout bein' yerself in the end, but sometimes y' wanna dress up an' make it somethin' special, aye? 'S an option, 's all I'm sayin'.

[The box jerks to the side and nearly wrenches itself out of Namur's grip. He swears, shifting to catch it.]

Damn, li'l shits is tryna scarper. Ain't gonna let yer huntin' go t' waste, though! C'mon!

[He starts jogging the last few blocks to the office, and shoulders his way through the door.]
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[It's vaguely organized chaos, as usual, though maybe a little dustier from people not being in it as much. Namur puts the box on the ground and reaches for an axe that's surely just laying around.]

How'd y' catch 'em? By hand or'd y' bait up some traps?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Koishi, sweetheart, is this the face of a guy who doesn't know about coconut crabs?

It is not.]


Tickle their bellies with a feather or a li'l palm frond or somethin', they'll let go. Jus' sayin'. Anyway, see a metal bin layin' 'round? We'll eat these li'l shits quick 'nuff, they won't cause much trouble.

[Famous last words.]

[Namur wedges the axe in between two junctures of wood in the crate, and twists so that they'll separate, spilling crabs out all over the floor.]
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-07 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn he's gonna have to work out extra hard to burn off all these crabs. He picks up a couple of the overturned ones, and holds one out to Koishi.]

Dig in!

[Yep, it's still completely alive and writhing, trying to right itself or get away.]
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Namur, for one. The icky noises and little visceral cries for help from the crabs don't phase him in the slightest. They're just normal eating sounds.]

Takin' presents t' all yer friends for yer birthday?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-19 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Namur nods. It makes sense to him! Also he likes the crunchy sound the shells make so he's chowing down on his similar to how a person eats a taco- as noisily and messily as possible.]

Guess that's a good way t' look at it. An' either way y' getta spend time with people y' like, so win-win either way, huh? Sheheheh!

[He chows down on another, then looks around the room at the rest of the crabs- now quickly making themselves at home since it seems the danger has decided to pick on someone else for the moment.]

Mighta been on t' somethin' with that metal bin idea.

[One just knocked over Ted's ladder.]
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww shit, sweetheart, yer gonna make me blush sayin' shit like that, sheheheheh!

[Regardless, Namur throws an arm over her shoulders and gives her a squeeze- assuming she's corporeal. Then he takes a few seconds to look around at the rest of the crabs.]

Ehh, we'll jus' shove 'em back in the crate for now. 'S already here, an' we gotta go getcha that hotass dress I talked 'bout earlier, aye?

[He grabs the ones who've been granted a temporary stay of execution and hammers the lid back into place.]

Where y' wanna go shoppin'? Nova's got all kinds a crazy spacey shit y' can custom make, Fayren's got more shit like for princesses an' knights, 'round here most a what yer gonna find's like black an' require one a them poofy skirt things underneath, an' Genessia an' Attleton's gonna have yer kinda normal classic shit. Like the stuff that never goes outta style cuz y' jus' can't beat it. What's yer pleasure?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Genessia it is, then!

[Namur kicks the crate into a corner and opens the door, head canted to the side, shoulder angled a little more prominently toward her.]

Wanna ride?
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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2017-06-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm...

[Namur snaps his fingers.]

Got it! Gonna find y' a nice li'l black dress. Checked out plenty a girls wearin' 'em t' everythin' from clubbin' t' formal shit, so y' know it'll go everywhere.

[He's fine with her weight. He's carried much larger people for longer distances. It doesn't take long for them to get through the gate and into Genessia proper, but that's where Namur pauses, scratching his head.]

Shit I never went shoppin' for this kinda thing 'fore. Not here, anyway. Uhhhh....

[Namur sniffs one way, then the other, and picks the direction that seems to smell a little more girly.]

This way!

[And off he goes! Please feel free to remind him that maps are a thing.]

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