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who the hell even nominated me for heroic??
its because im the only around here with a sweet cape right?
what are you guys even ON
whats your criteria for that

anyway so speaking of heroic shit
summer is coming for realsies and its my job as hella amazing media overlord to provide you with movies full of literally all the explosions and mind numbing violence
and maybe some actual good movies too idk well see how it goes
we need to pump out some sweet blockbusters everyone can watch the fuck out of
get hyped genessia

casting is open for these various masterpieces
let me know if anything on this list is something you wanna do
- wanna blow up some shit and let me film it in exchange for money
- want to be in a movie
- can act
- probably cant act but wanna try anyway
- know how to operate film equipment
- willing to pretend to do stupid shit for money
- willing to be a human crash test dummy / stuntman
- wanna collab for the greatest soundtrack in existence
- got crazy plot ideas youre willing to sell to me
- have a really hot bod / face
- can open this soda for me its giving me a hard time

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[More to hug you with, Dave. Also more to punch people in a fight too, which is mostly what Ildikó uses them for.]

No, movies are not a thing where I come from but that sounds like a real life book. Except with explosions. Explosions make things more entertaining.

Lucky for you, I managed to master the use of my hands as I grew up. Where are you?

[ holy shit im in love ]

It's basically that. Most movies are based on books. It's just putting it into a visual medium and making it fit within like hour-long segments. And yeah, that's the idea. The goal is to make it super entertaining.

Your four hands? Do you have to custom order all your shirts? I'm in a studio making art. It's [ -address. because i forgot streets. ]

[You should see her in a fight, double wielding with four arms.]

We call that plays in my world. But we can't record them because we don't have this devices you use here. Please tell me your blockbusters won't include a chorus.

I learned to sew when I was very young, I fix most of my clothes. Alternatively, I can fight topless. You would be surprised how many enemies get distracted by that.

[Is she serious, is she bullshitting...? Who knows.]

I'm on my way. What sort of art you do?

[ already had me at "can open a soda" ]

I'm not really into musicals so they probably won't have one of those.

[ what did she just say? his eyebrows go above the frames of his shades ] ...Uh. Yeah. I'm not sure I would be surprised by that. That seems like pretty fucking sound logic.

Right now, I'm playing around with the still-camera so... photography?

[Be nice and she will even open a bag of potato chips for you.]

Thanks the Gods for that. I'm not fond of all the dramatism that a chorus brings to the scene.

It is very effective. [But she won't do it around you because you are too young to be flashed, Dave, sorry. She doesn't have a lot of shame but she draws the line here.]

Can't say I've heard about it either. [Ah, the sad side of being from a medieval land, no fancy tech for them.] But you could show it tome once I get there.

[Which takes her a few minutes because she has yet to find a place to buy a horse, so walking it is. Dave is easy to spot at least.]

Ey, kiddo! Name's Ildikó, I didn't get yours.

[ holy crap CHIPS ]

Super effective. Fuck your HP. The target is now confused. [ the curse of being a tiny boy. ]

No? It's like... - Oh, okay. Yeah. I could just show it to you. I don't know if my explanation metaphors are going to strike a chord with you. I'd probably just confuse the living fuck outta you.

[ easy to spot with his theme of red and the palest person around with shades on. she's not hard to spot herself, being a multi-armed amazonian woman. hot damn. he's caught looking up at her without saying anything for a second.

oh crap. she said hi. ]

Il...dikó. [ did he get that right? ] I'm Dave. 'Sup?

[Cheese flavoured too.]

I don't really now what's the HP but yes. As long as it works in combat, why not use it to your advantage?

[That's pretty much her philosophy. Combat Pragmatism for the win. She has to smile at Dave's awkwardness, gently.]

Nice to meet you Dave. I'm doing as well as someone who found themselves kidnapped and brought to an alternate universe can be. I'm still not convinced this is some sort of alcohol induced dream. And talking about drinks...you needed a soda opened, right?

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