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[psychoslayer]

[When the video clicks on, the first thing anyone can see is a sunny, clear sky and the tops of some buildings. A few strands of brown hair get in front of the screen, and someone who can't be seen curses - more in a surprised way than an angry way, though. A woman.]

Well, I'll be damned. Half expected this thing to just not work.

[The phone tilts abruptly, and a woman's - well, girl's - face comes into view. She's smiling sardonically, though it doesn't really reach her eyes. She has dark brown hair and quite a bit of makeup on, and her expression doesn't seem fazed by where she's suddenly found herself at all. Her tone is light, something like amused.]

So, apparently I'm the newest kidnapping victim! Name's Faith, and I have one very important question for anyone who happens to see this: Where can a girl find a drink around here?

[Yes, she's banking on no one knowing that she's seriously underage where she comes from.]

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[orlokbutterfly]

[There was a lot of irony in that name, and it was appropriate in more ways than one. There was a reason why he chose it.] You got it, doll.

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind. It's refreshing to have someone with that kinda mindset show up 'round here. Usually people just straight up accept it and go for the mundane... or they try to take over the place by saying 'rawr I'm in charge now.' Either one.