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[captain_by_the_book]

I’m Cassian Andor, new Guardian of Attleton. I would like to inform you that work in the Guardian’s office continues as per usual. I have my Deputies to thank for the smooth transition, and keeping up law and order after Guardian Blaze’s disappearance. His work for Attleton was admirable, and will be remembered.

We are currently working on several projects to improve the safety in Attleton, and will soon go public with further information.

Dante Sparda and David Jordan will continue to serve as Deputies. K-2SO is going to join us. In case anyone is concerned by our close affiliation, it may reassure you he will serve as volunteer.

I’m looking for one more paid Deputy:
- Combat skills required
- Experience in law enforcement or military preferable
- Out-of-town candidates welcome, but expected to move their main place of residence to Attleton
- Pay grade: 3*

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[text]

[aurabble]

Do you see this guy

Not only is he a gifted leader, he's the best chef ever

Cassian's great 10 out of 10 would recommend

So is Kay

Attleton is in good hands.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh shut up and stop saying nice things, he can't even grump at you if you only say nice things. ]

Thank you, Jaune. [ Can you read the sigh between the lines? You better. ] I'm glad you enjoyed the party... and the food. Mostly the food.

[aurabble]

[No, Cassian, he can't. In fact, he's a little flustered.]

Just being honest. And honestly, I kind of wish you'd stay at Velvet Lust. I'd wear spandex every day if it meant eating like that.

How's your breakfast food, Mr. Attleton's Newest Guardian?

private private 1000x to infinity private oh my gosh don't hit on him at his inaugural address!!!

[captain_by_the_book]

[also video]

[ Talk about being flustered! Cassian's looking utterly mortified as he switches to video. ]

Would you quit it with the spandex! You make it sound like I'm going to feed you for... for ogling you in spandex!

[ Oh no. That sounds even more cringey spoken out loud than in his head. Damn you, Jaune! ]

[shelteringwings]

if there are any places to stay in Attleton that are ok with a corgi and three pokemon, I can apply

What with the whole "former military that was also trained to fight genocidal androids" thing and all

[captain_by_the_book]

I would be glad to have you apply, Mobius.

There's a fair number of cheap apartments of decent quality to rent in Attleton, though real estate is cheap enough here that I'd recommend buying with a housemate. We can discuss it further if it comes to that, or you wish to move to Attleton otherwise.

Do you have a problem with robots in general? One of my deputies is a droid, and I won't tolerate prejudices.

[shelteringwings]

No way, I'm a huge nerd so robots and androids are super neat.

The only downside for me is that the only one built in my world was built purely for genocide. But I also have the brain to understand that's just how that particular one was programmed.

I've faced enough prejudices against me for the feathers glued to my head, so as long as nothing tries to kill me, I'm cool with it.

video

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He knows Mobius already, but switching to video and seeing the face of the man he speaks to can't hurt. ]

He won't try to kill you unless you give him reason to. Kay is a combat droid, but just like people droids can use their combat skills for good or evil. Sometimes their programming just doesn't give them a choice. Kay gets to choose.

If that is a concern to you, prejudices against non-humans won't be tolerated either. I want Attleton to be safe for every law-abiding citizen.

What technological level of weapons are you familiar with?

[orlokbutterfly]

... sorry but
what is this about spandex?

I didn't see anywhere mention "lonely guardian seeking spandex wearing deputy" in this announcement

[yep, of everything Gale took out of this announcement, it was Jaune mentioning spandex.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ !!!

WHY

WHY JAUNE WHY

HE'S GONNA BAN YOU AND YOUR SPANDEX-WEARING ASS FROM ATTLETON ]

Because that's bantha spew. Ignore everything Deputy Arc said.

[orlokbutterfly]

I have no idea what a bantha is, but it sounds pretty gross.

but I mean it's kinda hard to ignore one of the deputies of the city I live in

I mean I'm not one to kinkshame but
talkin about spandex on the public network seems really weird

[clevermind]

I am not able to help you as a Deputy. I'm afraid my skills are more literary but I am happy for you Cassian and if you do need assistance you are welcome to call on me.

[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you very much. If we are ever in need of more hands for research, I might come back to that offer of literary help.

[clevermind]

That is something I am more than happy to provide you.

[chooseaside]

My name's Admiral James Norrington, I just recently arrived. I have combat skills and been with military for most of my life. I would like to help in anyway I can.

[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you, Admiral, it's good to hear we have another military man here. May I ask with what country or group you have been affiliated before?

[chooseaside]

I served with the Navy for many years before I joined the East Trading Company. I'm not sure if you are familiar with England. It is the country I originated from.

[text]

[eatsfish]

Though it is a shame that Guardian Blaze has left us so suddenly, it would be rude of me were I not to offer my sincere congratulations. I admit, I am curious to see how you'll handle your new position as an Attleton resident myself. I've heard only good things so I imagine I won't be disappointed.

[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you.

I realize I won by default, not by vote, but I hope I'll be able to convince the citizens during my time as Guardian.

[majestiq]

Are there going to be try-outs? That admiral above would probably give me a run for my money, since I have no fancy background in the military. Been studying to be a law enforcer before I wake up here for a second time though, and I have combat experience even prior to that. (・-・)

[ While she's also been trying to make it here as a celebrity musician, the position of a deputy would allow her to pursue her other passion, which is to investigate mysteries. She can only do these on bounties which she isn't always available to take.

switch to video

[captain_by_the_book]

Interviews for sure, possibly try-outs. The choice will not solely be based on physical fitness, or accurate aim, as I'm looking for someone to best compliment the skills of the other deputies.

[ Honestly, try-outs may not be a bad idea at this point, though. Cassian hadn't expected many applicants, considering Fayren and Everglade are searching, too, and offering better pay. ]

So you have been... going to police school?

[Video]

[majestiq]

[ Mariko didn't make a big deal out of it, and it seems just common courtesy to switch to video as well now that Cassian showed his face. ]

Not exactly. I'm majoring in subjects that would land me a decent job at a police force, like criminology and psychology, but it's not in a police academy. I went to a regular college. Right before I arrived here. Which sucks, I kinda like going to my classes.

[ "Regular" she says, but it's actually an Ivy League school. Aside from her money and VIP status back home, Mariko does have the grades to get into one too. ]

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

I might be willing to give it a shot if you don't get anyone else.

[captain_by_the_book]

Captain Solo, it's good to hear from you again. I have several applicants, but I'll be happy to add your name to the list. It's not a first come, first serve affair.

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Makes sense. You want the best ones for the job.

OK, sounds good.