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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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[fukkinawesome]

wow where'd you get a picture of a giant vibrator with novelty teeth

thats pretty sick, send me the craft directions

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[corruptedsave]

Well I know that.

But like why rob a bank? It's easy to make money in this world without doing illegal things.

[black_black_heart]

either way your way is boring

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[fukkinawesome]

with stalking

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[fukkinawesome]

boredom

death wish

just wanted to run around town with two pillow cases full of money like its halloween night and the bank is your neighbor that gives out full sized candy bars

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[swordprincess]

I took the picture of him while I was trying to catch him back when he robbed the bank. Now, do you have any information on him or not? Anything regarding his whereabouts? His hiding place? His abilities?

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[guitar_hero]

Oh come on. Who cares? It's only money. Money is literally the least thing anyone should be worried about but everyone is spinning their wheels over it like it's the most important thing in the universe.

[fukkinawesome]

look man not every day can be bare breasts and showtunes

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[cadbane]

......

[There are no words yet. Just those staring and disapproving crimson eyes.]

[black_black_heart]

mhm, so like I said

boring

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[bigbadrose]

Starting where?

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[corruptedsave]

Or stupidity.

And the full size candy bars would be a better steal than money.

[PRIORITIES, Chara has them.]

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[fukkinawesome]

hes got bombs a cyborg arm and hates dumpsters and teleporting and my internal organs so

like

thats half the people i know from home

if i knew where he was i wouldnt tell a cop because i need to repurpose his entire face as a toothbrush and soap holder and i think thats in the big law book of nonoes.

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[fukkinawesome]

[VIDEO

ITS

a coffee pot

he has a fucking coffee pot]

We're out of Death Wish.

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[cadbane]

What did you call me?

[Text]

[swordprincess]

It sure is...

In that case, just step back and let us deal with him. We'll return everything that was stolen.

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[mikotwin]

[She is actually afraid to ask...]

What is pinterest?

And hipsters?

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[fukkinawesome]

What?

I call you a lot of things, what name are we shooting at today?

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[fukkinawesome]

see you cant return my dignity

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[fukkinawesome]

hipsters are people who dress like lumberjacks and live in condos and pinterest is where they go to show pictures of their paper fairy lights and DIY instructions on how to make gluten free sugar free meat free cruelty free taste free hummus.

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[fukkinawesome]

if i told you it wouldnt be a family secret anymore

[fukkinawesome]

yeah well

your fiance

goes

to college

[look they can't all be winners]

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[swordprincess]

[Unfortunately, that much is true...]

...I'm afraid you're on your own in that regard. But we can rob you of even more dignity if "repurpose his face", as you put it.

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[cadbane]

Bae. Unless you simply misspelled my name with your poetry.

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[fukkinawesome]

its not about the money its about the dumpster he dropped on me