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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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[corruptedsave]

... Why would anyone rob a bank here?

[No, seriously. Why. It's probably easier to just get a job instead.]

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[fukkinawesome]

because he has a tiny wee wee.

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[corruptedsave]

I don't need to know about an adult's pant stuff, Mister.

Or Miss.

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[guitar_hero]

[he's stretched back on the pilot's chair with his feet kicked up on the console of the TARDiS and his guitar in his lap]

Wait is there only one bank or were you unlucky? Because I know the answer I think. Unless it happened again in which case I can't help you.

[he strums a chord]

But is reducing someone to smoothies really the appropriate reaction to losing a little money?

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[fukkinawesome]

I LIKE THIS BANK LEAVE ME ALONE MOM

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[guitar_hero]

Well if you'd brushed your teeth every morning like I told you, you wouldn't have this problem, young whomever you are. Let that be a lesson. [and he pushed his sunglasses back up and resumed playing]

[black_black_heart]

you know I could just pay you in cash

but I suspect you have more fun this way

[fukkinawesome]

i want to be a grownup and go to the bank, tannu

[black_black_heart]

that sounds lame

but hey, this way I don't have to paint dollar signs on laundry bags

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[alwaysimpaled]

...did you just make a haiku threat?

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[fukkinawesome]

dont be fucking dumb
who would even do that shit
what a huge dumb nerd

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[alwaysimpaled]

right my mistake only someone smart would do something like that

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[bigbadrose]

Why smoothies?

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[fukkinawesome]

easier to eat from a straw

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[mikotwin]

[Guess who is going to just pretend she never saw that haiku? This girl right here! Even without the language butchering, that haiku would give every lit teacher a cause to drink. Not that they don't already, but...]

A bank was robbed? Im sorry, I just arrived a few days ago.

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[fukkinawesome]

sure was

on payday

the day where i get paid

i missed the nutella sale. i had to find someone elses money to get it

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[swordprincess]

...Are you talking about the same guy who robbed the Genessia City bank? If so, we're looking for him too. Do you have any information on him?

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[fukkinawesome]

he looks like a giant vibrator

[Then, two minutes later]

with those novelty wind up chatter teeth attached to it

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[cadbane]

......

[There are no words yet. Just those staring and disapproving crimson eyes.]

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[fukkinawesome]

[VIDEO

ITS

a coffee pot

he has a fucking coffee pot]

We're out of Death Wish.

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[pumpkinmagic]

The small guy with the big bag? Think I sent him on the other side of the city. He flew pretty far.

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[fukkinawesome]

Yeah he dropped a dumpster on me and fucked off, or else I'd have sent him to the other side of the city. In several small boxes but hey they'd get there.

I mean you don't think he can be any good at the alter ego game, do you? Can't be that hard to find.

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[im_gonna_heal_u]

You know, that's a grade A haiku.

[tiniestnihilist]

That is a pretty fucking shitty Haiku. Here. Wheres my fuckin cash just wait till I find your ass and bust a damn cap Ties it together better.

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[foxcurls]

You met that wanker too huh?