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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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[swordprincess]

[Unfortunately, that much is true...]

...I'm afraid you're on your own in that regard. But we can rob you of even more dignity if "repurpose his face", as you put it.

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[fukkinawesome]

lmao because you did a super job of that before

how long did it take to put that dumpster fire out

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[swordprincess]

...And you said that was just a hypothetical question...

[Not that she believed it, but it didn't give her enough reason to go after him.]

I wonder if I should report you to David. If you follow through with your threats, or disguising your activities as "hypothetical situations," that would make you as dangerous as the criminals you're threatening.

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[fukkinawesome]

bcuz being an asshole is illegal