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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

Comments

[black_black_heart]

you know I could just pay you in cash

but I suspect you have more fun this way

[fukkinawesome]

i want to be a grownup and go to the bank, tannu

[black_black_heart]

that sounds lame

but hey, this way I don't have to paint dollar signs on laundry bags

[fukkinawesome]

excuse you, they used burlap sacks.

points off for non-authenticity.

[black_black_heart]

well now I'm extra not gonna

[fukkinawesome]

youre a terrible reinactor

[black_black_heart]

yeah but I was thinking more loony tunes than oldtimey

[fukkinawesome]

its 2017 loony tunes is oldtimey

[black_black_heart]

either way your way is boring

[fukkinawesome]

look man not every day can be bare breasts and showtunes

[black_black_heart]

mhm, so like I said

boring

[fukkinawesome]

yeah well

your fiance

goes

to college

[look they can't all be winners]