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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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[corruptedsave]

... Why would anyone rob a bank here?

[No, seriously. Why. It's probably easier to just get a job instead.]

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[fukkinawesome]

because he has a tiny wee wee.

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[guitar_hero]

[he's stretched back on the pilot's chair with his feet kicked up on the console of the TARDiS and his guitar in his lap]

Wait is there only one bank or were you unlucky? Because I know the answer I think. Unless it happened again in which case I can't help you.

[he strums a chord]

But is reducing someone to smoothies really the appropriate reaction to losing a little money?

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[corruptedsave]

I don't need to know about an adult's pant stuff, Mister.

Or Miss.

[black_black_heart]

you know I could just pay you in cash

but I suspect you have more fun this way

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[alwaysimpaled]

...did you just make a haiku threat?

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[fukkinawesome]

look just saying that adults do dumb things because they suffer from the crushing knowledge that they suck

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[fukkinawesome]

I LIKE THIS BANK LEAVE ME ALONE MOM

[fukkinawesome]

i want to be a grownup and go to the bank, tannu

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[guitar_hero]

Well if you'd brushed your teeth every morning like I told you, you wouldn't have this problem, young whomever you are. Let that be a lesson. [and he pushed his sunglasses back up and resumed playing]

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[fukkinawesome]

dont be fucking dumb
who would even do that shit
what a huge dumb nerd

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[bigbadrose]

Why smoothies?

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[fukkinawesome]

first its my underwear now its my teeth contributing to the degradation of my life you can't just blame personal hygiene for everything helen

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[fukkinawesome]

easier to eat from a straw

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[bigbadrose]

You're going to give the guy who stole/delayed your paycheck a smoothie?

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[fukkinawesome]

i mean someone's gonna have to, considering his arms will be kinda past tense

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[bigbadrose]

That makes more sense, but it might be a little overkill just for robbing a bank.

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[fukkinawesome]

its over kill for the bank and underkill for taking my money that i need for me things

id kill him but hed just come back and shit

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[guitar_hero]

Listen, you respect your mother. It's not 'Helen'. It's either mum or you're grounded for a week.

[this was kind of fun.]

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[fukkinawesome]

im moving back in with dad he listens to me and doesn't care how much toothpaste i dont use and his new girlfriend is hotter

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[guitar_hero]

That's fair. I'll pack you a clean pair of socks. Don't get lost along the way.

[black_black_heart]

that sounds lame

but hey, this way I don't have to paint dollar signs on laundry bags

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[fukkinawesome]

i forget what this conversation was about initially

[fukkinawesome]

excuse you, they used burlap sacks.

points off for non-authenticity.

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[guitar_hero]

You being robbed of your paycheck by the actions of man who I might know... You're actually a bit similar in personality but he has more panache.