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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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[guitar_hero]

So is yours. Too bad I don't go in for the principle of anything. [unless he wants to, of course]

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[fukkinawesome]

nice try but im a block of text on a phone you dont even know if i have a face

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[guitar_hero]

Nice reply, but you don't even know who I'm talking about so for all you know he doesn't either.

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[fukkinawesome]

theres only one fuck who robbed the bank here buddy

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[guitar_hero]

Well at least now we know we're talking about the same person. [in a very roundabout way]

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[fukkinawesome]

sure do

k so whatever if you dont wanna help ill find him myself

gonna snap his legs off like kitkat bars

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[guitar_hero]

Oh come on. Who cares? It's only money. Money is literally the least thing anyone should be worried about but everyone is spinning their wheels over it like it's the most important thing in the universe.

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[fukkinawesome]

its not about the money its about the dumpster he dropped on me

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[guitar_hero]

What, literally?

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[fukkinawesome]

yeah literally

took me like a whole three minutes to squish all the arm parts back together

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[guitar_hero]

Huh. [he looked alright to him. But on the other hand what did he know?]

Well, good luck. [he's not going to help him but he's not going to stop him either]