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[fukkinawesome]

to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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[fukkinawesome]

sure was

on payday

the day where i get paid

i missed the nutella sale. i had to find someone elses money to get it

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[mikotwin]

That must have been difficult for you!

What is 'nutella'?

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[fukkinawesome]

chocolate peanut butter for hipsters on pinterest

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[mikotwin]

[She is actually afraid to ask...]

What is pinterest?

And hipsters?

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[fukkinawesome]

hipsters are people who dress like lumberjacks and live in condos and pinterest is where they go to show pictures of their paper fairy lights and DIY instructions on how to make gluten free sugar free meat free cruelty free taste free hummus.

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[mikotwin]

Oh!

Thank you! I dont remember seeing any hipsters back in my original body, but ill keep it in mind. The closest to pinterest I remember were the neighborhood watch ladies on the corner. But I dont remember hearing anything about hummus.

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[fukkinawesome]

so like are you a brain parasite

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[mikotwin]

[It is going to take an hour of thinking to make sense of this. Actually, no. Minori will not get the reference and will take an hour to accept that fact.]

Brain parasite? I dont understand.