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to the fuck who robbed the bank and made me wait two weeks to get my paycheck

'wheres my fuckin cash
just wait till i find your ass
hope you like smoothies'

in other news i dont have any other news i just wanted to post an angry haiku on the network

hi bane

i found the cuisinart. ill leave it to your imagination which appliance that is see you in an hour bae

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Well if you'd brushed your teeth every morning like I told you, you wouldn't have this problem, young whomever you are. Let that be a lesson. [and he pushed his sunglasses back up and resumed playing]

first its my underwear now its my teeth contributing to the degradation of my life you can't just blame personal hygiene for everything helen

Listen, you respect your mother. It's not 'Helen'. It's either mum or you're grounded for a week.

[this was kind of fun.]

im moving back in with dad he listens to me and doesn't care how much toothpaste i dont use and his new girlfriend is hotter

That's fair. I'll pack you a clean pair of socks. Don't get lost along the way.

i forget what this conversation was about initially

You being robbed of your paycheck by the actions of man who I might know... You're actually a bit similar in personality but he has more panache.

wait you know him

where is he

asking for a friend

I said I might, if he's the same person. And I could potentially track him down. But why? It's just money. Maybe a diamond or two. If you need some, I have some. You can take it. No need for revenge over something so irrelevant.

its the principle of the thing

also his face is dumb

So is yours. Too bad I don't go in for the principle of anything. [unless he wants to, of course]

nice try but im a block of text on a phone you dont even know if i have a face

Nice reply, but you don't even know who I'm talking about so for all you know he doesn't either.

theres only one fuck who robbed the bank here buddy

Well at least now we know we're talking about the same person. [in a very roundabout way]

sure do

k so whatever if you dont wanna help ill find him myself

gonna snap his legs off like kitkat bars

Oh come on. Who cares? It's only money. Money is literally the least thing anyone should be worried about but everyone is spinning their wheels over it like it's the most important thing in the universe.

its not about the money its about the dumpster he dropped on me

What, literally?

yeah literally

took me like a whole three minutes to squish all the arm parts back together

Huh. [he looked alright to him. But on the other hand what did he know?]

Well, good luck. [he's not going to help him but he's not going to stop him either]

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