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[k2so]

[Hello, ladies and gents, it's your resident salty robot ready to make a serious announcement.]

Regardless of what some people around here might wonder -or even wish about- I do not have a vibrate function. [Okay, so, ' serious announcement' might be an overstatement. Gale, Cassian, you are both to blame for this.] I am, however, liquid-proof.

That will be all. [The feed turns off, only to be turned on a second later.] Actually, I forgot one thing. Please refrain yourselves from licking my boyfriend, no matter how tasty he might look.

Thanks!

Comments

[Video]

[tiniestnihilist]

..Okay? Wait. Wait wait wait. The guy who won't stab the cannibals...is your boyfriend?

[Video]

[k2so]

We have cannibals here?

And that depends who you are talking about. My boyfriend is more prone to shooting people than go stabby against them.

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[tiniestnihilist]

Yeah. The guy who has a job he won't quit even though his students lick him and want to eat him. Is that the guy or are more people getting licked than I know about?

[Video]

[k2so]

Oh. Yes, that's him.

There's probably more people getting licked than we not know about but that's probably not the sort of things they share with kids. How old are you again?

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[tiniestnihilist]

I bet there is. And I doubt anything happening here with tongues is worse than the things I've seen. I'm ten. And yes. I know what sex is. I know what sex toys are. And I've seen a furry threesome with old people once. So I get why people keep asking if you vibrate. You should tell them you could shove your foot up their ass and they can see for themselves.

[k2so]

That is more worrisome than reassuring, I hope you realize it. Not like I'm an expert on tongues...but I had one for a few days, though. It was really enlightening.

Then I'm only 2 years older than you. What's a furry?

[Kay is silent for a few seconds at that last reply and then tilts his head. He can't smile but if he could be would be doing that now.]

Now that's a good reply. I like you.

[tiniestnihilist]

It's fine. I'm fucked up. Who isn't?

[He sighs. God, he has to explain this?] People who dress up as giant animals or big foot then have weird kinky sex with other people dressed up as animals. It's gross. Ask your boyfriend. He might know more.

[He hopes K2SO asks. Take that Cassian 2 for not listening to his advice.]

Thanks. I have my moments.

[k2so]

Okay, that's a fair point. But I hope that kinds of things doesn't happen so often here?

[Kay might be mostly joking with the post but he is aware that certain things and children shouldn't mix, and this sounds like one of them.] But..the costumes don't get in the way? Or overheat them? That sounds like a really impractical way to engage in intercourse. Hm...I might.

[Oh, Kay will ask, if only to troll Cassian as another step in his passive- aggressive vengeance plan.]

You are welcome.

[tiniestnihilist]

Yeah, I can't tell you that part. I walked in before that shit really started happening. Still saw all the naked old people and...stuff. Trust me, if I could scrub my memory of that night? I would. I don't really like anyone but I can say I feel I can tolerate you. That's better than me hating you. I can tell you that much.

[k2so]

It's a shame humans can't get mind-wipes. This is exactly the sort of things you don't need to know.

I take that as high praise.

[tiniestnihilist]

Yeah, I wish. Then you're the only adult who fucking understands. Good on you.