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[k2so]

[Hello, ladies and gents, it's your resident salty robot ready to make a serious announcement.]

Regardless of what some people around here might wonder -or even wish about- I do not have a vibrate function. [Okay, so, ' serious announcement' might be an overstatement. Gale, Cassian, you are both to blame for this.] I am, however, liquid-proof.

That will be all. [The feed turns off, only to be turned on a second later.] Actually, I forgot one thing. Please refrain yourselves from licking my boyfriend, no matter how tasty he might look.

Thanks!

Comments

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[generalgrievous]

Why would you have need of one?

[k2so]

Same reason others need or want one? I want to? it took us ten years to get to this point.

[generalgrievous]

Are you saying that, as a droid you have feelings for somebody?

[He doesn't understand this. Sorry, Kay. He tends to think of droids as lesser, dispensable beings after being around many battle droids.]

[k2so]

Yes. Believe it or not, plenty of droids have feelings. Just as plenty of organics doesn't. [Although, the later are called sociopaths.

That's okay, Kay isn't particularly surprised.]