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[k2so]

[Hello, ladies and gents, it's your resident salty robot ready to make a serious announcement.]

Regardless of what some people around here might wonder -or even wish about- I do not have a vibrate function. [Okay, so, ' serious announcement' might be an overstatement. Gale, Cassian, you are both to blame for this.] I am, however, liquid-proof.

That will be all. [The feed turns off, only to be turned on a second later.] Actually, I forgot one thing. Please refrain yourselves from licking my boyfriend, no matter how tasty he might look.

Thanks!

Comments

[captain_by_the_book]

Refreshing, but nevertheless annoying. If they cared a little bit less about our personal life.. [He rolls his eyes.] I don't see us asking such questions. [He gives Kay a suspicious look.] Correction, I don't see me asking such questions...

[k2so]

If they cared a little bit less about our personal life...We wouldn't be having this kind of conversations and post. Perhaps they find it entertaining.

[Kay tilts his head backwards, as if offended.] No, I see you starting conversations that lead to this questions being asked.

[captain_by_the_book]

Once! You make it sound as if I blab about our intimate life all the time!

[Really now, Kay, that's just rude! Why are you rubbing in this slip-up so much?]

[k2so]

You talk to Emeral and others about us all the time.

[Because deep down you know he is right, mister!]

[captain_by_the_book]

That's different! I thought you like it when I talk about us to my friends!

[k2so]

[It really isn't any different to Kay but he will drop that argument.]

I don't mind, usually it's nice to heard you talk about that. Unless you start to wonder about what upgrade I could get for you.

I am considering the vibrate function.

[captain_by_the_book]

You are... what?

[Congratulations you have reduced him to fierce blushing. ]

Wait. Is this a trick offer? Am I supposed to say no and I'll be in trouble if I don't?

[k2so]

I'm considering getting a few upgrades. There's gotta be someone in Nova who can help me with it.

[Tips from winning an argument: embarrass the other party so much they can't answer coherently.]

You are supposed to answer sincerely. Would that upgrade interest you?

1/2

[captain_by_the_book]

Kay...

[Whining voice. Why do you torment him so?]

2/2 private locked to best encryption he has

[captain_by_the_book]

Is this a thing you want? I wouldn't want anything that makes you uncomfortable. Why are we even talking about vibrating? And... uh... isn't this something we should discuss in person?

[Now why did he say that. It would be even more mortifying in person. They really need to have a talk about THAT part of their relationship, though...]

private locked | HO HO HO

[k2so]

It's not something that would make me uncomfortable. Besides, I could always get rid of the upgrade if we didn't like it.

I'm upstairs, in our bedroom. Let's talk there.

Re: private locked | HO HO HO

[captain_by_the_book]

[Gulp. Of course he is.]

If you are trying to get back at me it is working.

[He has been thoroughly flustered. But now he is also intrigued. Damn it and damn nosy gossipy people for giving him ideas...]

private locked |

[k2so]

[Proud robot is proud.]

Would I do that? Cassian, you offend me.

Now get up here so we can 'discuss' how many upgrades I might need. Maybe it would be a good idea if you checked all my current functions.

Re: private locked |

[captain_by_the_book]

[He gives a choked laugh. ]

You know, on second thought... this is probably why people wonder about us.

I'll be up there in a minute just let me out the food away. Or... bring up dinner. Yeah, I'll bring dinner upstairs.

[It's not you know talking about the tension between them lately or all the issues tied up with it but this will be good for them. That's his excuse and he will stick to it.]

Re: private locked |

[k2so]

They're just jealous.

[Sad thing is, Kay's not all that wrong about that affirmation.]

I like that option better. [That way he cam make sure Cassian is eating properly. Lately he's been skipping means.] See you soon.