I'll be your number one with a bullet [Audio]

[corruptedsave]

So, after some... Conversations I've overheard I got a question for you lot. And it's okay cause like, kids need to learn stuff. So asking questions are good.

[Their tone of voice is so not serious, Chara isn't expecting anyone to give a real answer to this question. And those who do? Well they'll be people they'll want to get to know.]

So like. What is the most horrible thing you ever did and didn't feel bad about? Spare no details and hey maybe I'll tell you all my answer.

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[corruptedsave]

Honestly I just said that to get people to actually reply, and it worked.

[Cause they got Link to reply, good job. Also it's not creepy! It's a legit question.]

So do you have an answer to my actual question or what, kiddo?

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[younghero]

I don't think I've ever done anything awful.

I mean, I beat the crap out of Mido a few times, but, he deserved it.

[Beat him until he sicced his fairy on Link, but, details, details.]

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[corruptedsave]

If they deserved it then it doesn't count.

[If Chara knew the details they'd laugh at Link.]

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[younghero]

[It was embarrassing.]

Guess I haven't done anything really horrible, then.

[Hyrule's Hero. It's really not all that surprising.]

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[corruptedsave]

Huh, that's not really surprising though. You're a kid.

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[younghero]

Mm-hm. Actually, I'm in the middle of stopping an Evil man from taking over my country, back home. But, I got stuck here instead.

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[corruptedsave]

... What are there no adults who can do that?

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[younghero]

No one would believe us. So, we had to take care of things ourselves.

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[corruptedsave]

Well yeah. Adults never believe kids.

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[younghero]

I know. It's really...not fair.

[Link was more upset on Zelda's behalf that her father didn't believe her.]

It's also why I gotta get home.

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[corruptedsave]

Ah, but that's just how life is too.

[So upfront about it.]

Huh, well good luck with that.

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[younghero]

[Oh, that he knew all too well. Already.]

Yeah, kinda figured that out.

But--I will find a way home. Zelda's waiting for me, so, I'll find a way back to her.

[He has no idea why that's so important to him, but it is.]

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[corruptedsave]

Zelda... She like your sister or something?

[Because Link sounds way too young for any of the other options.]

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[younghero]

No, she's the Princess of Hyrule.

[He's also accidentally engaged to a fish-girl princess and a little red haired girl has a crush on him.]

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[corruptedsave]

Oh royalty.

[Chara knows how that is. Knowing royal people that is.

Not the fish girl future wife or people having crushes on them.]

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[younghero]

Yep.

[Okay, so he's a little smitten with Zelda. A lot.]

She's really smart.

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[corruptedsave]

They tend to try to be, smart that is.

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[younghero]

Wish her dad was.

[And would actually listen to his daughter.]

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[corruptedsave]

Have you ever met her dad? Like in person.

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[younghero]

No, but, it's pretty obvious Ganondorf is evil. If he can't see it, he can't be all that bright.

...also, I kinda have to sneak into the castle's gardens. I don't think I'd ever get a chance to talk to him.

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[corruptedsave]

He might be obviously evil to you, but maybe the King can't tell. Adults are pretty good at tricking each other.

... Wow, so you're doing all this stuff illegally.

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[younghero]

I have Zelda's permission and she's more important anyway.

But, yeah, if I got caught, I'd be thrown out.

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[corruptedsave]

Not really, a King outranks a Princess.

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[younghero]

More important to me, anyway.

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[corruptedsave]

You should have said that first, kiddo.