I'll be your number one with a bullet [Audio]

[corruptedsave]

So, after some... Conversations I've overheard I got a question for you lot. And it's okay cause like, kids need to learn stuff. So asking questions are good.

[Their tone of voice is so not serious, Chara isn't expecting anyone to give a real answer to this question. And those who do? Well they'll be people they'll want to get to know.]

So like. What is the most horrible thing you ever did and didn't feel bad about? Spare no details and hey maybe I'll tell you all my answer.

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[tiniestnihilist]

...No. Bastard just loved space all the most. Stupid Space Kid.

[corruptedsave]

Sucks to be you, Maxine.

Killing hopes and dreams was always the easiest thing for me to do.

[tiniestnihilist]

Hey! Normally I'm really good at it. I force fed him food that expired in 1969! I strapped him to a paint mixer. The kid is fucked up in the head. He's too happy and space focused!

[corruptedsave]

Well no wonder it didn't work. You were too soft on the kid.

[tiniestnihilist]

I. Wasn't. Soft. I'm never soft! That wasn't all I did, you know. I kept him up all night then just before his astronaut day, I made him drink an entire body of sleeping medicine. I fucked him up and he still bounced back. I have no idea how.

[corruptedsave]

Because you didn't completely destroy everything that makes it so he likes space.

So you were soft, like a teddy bear.

[tiniestnihilist]

I'm not soft! How would you sabotage a fake moon landing to make him hate space then?

[corruptedsave]

Oh simple. Let it go as planned, but then when it's at the peak and he is at his most joyful moment?

Bust down the set right in front of him. You also get the bonus of ruining the day of the people trying to trick him.

[tiniestnihilist]

[Max...goes quit. That is a good idea. A really good idea. He could have convinced him this was how they faked the other moon landing. ... ... ...] Shit. That's...right.

[corruptedsave]

[Congrats, Max. You are slowly going to realize that Chara is a horrible awful person, they'll make Max look like sunshine and flowers.]

I've been doing this for a long time, Max, so I know how to do things the right way.

[tiniestnihilist]

[Dammit. He hates to admit it but Chara is better than him. Which leaves only one options.] Teach me. I want to be as good as you. Teach me the ways of crushing hopes and dreams.

[corruptedsave]

Hm, I dunno.

[They're not going to say yes on an unlocked network post.]

[tiniestnihilist]

[Dammit. He needs this. Okay. Think Max. Think.] Locked What do I gotta do to get you to teach me?

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[corruptedsave]

Nothing.

I'll try and teach you how I do it, but you may not like it.

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[tiniestnihilist]

Bring it on. I'm ready when you are.

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[corruptedsave]

Meet me here. [An address, if Max cares to find out what it is before going? It's to a park or some other open public place.]

And we'll start when you show up.

[private to Max >>> Action]

[tiniestnihilist]

I'm on my way. [Max heads out. He can find the park, shouldn't be hard. He wants to learn. Besides, he hasn't actually seen Chara face to face yet. It's about time to actually meet his new ally.]

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[corruptedsave]

[Be prepared to be disappointed, Max. Because the address is for a tent, not one of those tents they have at Camp Campbell either. But the kind someone would buy to like go for fun camping.

And there is a kid sitting outside of it, wearing a green and yellow striped sweater and dark brown pants, and well. Kinda hard to tell is this kid a boy or girl, and judging by the fact they look like they have been sleeping in a tent for who knows how long, the kid doesn't seem to care either.]

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[tiniestnihilist]

[Max walks up to Chara. His eyes flicker from his new terrible teacher to the tent and back. He groans.] You seriously sleep in a fucking tent? Do you at least have a bed in there?

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[corruptedsave]

It beats sleeping outside.

[Enjoy them staring at Max, with their red eyes. Like that is totally normal.]

Why would I need a bed? I've slept in worse places than a tent. Anyway, isn't this about teaching you how to ruin someone completely or what?

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[tiniestnihilist]

Hey. Even I have a real bed at Camp Campbell. Are you just too lazy to get yourself one? Whatever. [He shrugs. The bed isn't why he's here. They're right. He's also pretty sure the red eyes are just contacts. You tryhard, Chara.] Yeah yeah. I'm here to learn to be an even bigger shit than I am now. Let's get started.

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[corruptedsave]

More like too poor to.

[Under their breath as they get up, and oh boy Max is sure going to learn a thing to two isn't he?]

Alright then. [They clap their hands together and grin, before noticing that they are just a wee bit taller than their "student". Which just makes them grin even wider, it's almost creepy.]

I need to know just what your limits are before we start, since I don't think you can handle the deep end just yet.

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[tiniestnihilist]

[There is something really messed up about that smile but Max pushes down his suspicions. He wanted these lessons. He should know this is going to come from someone fucked up.] Sure. I don't have any limits. All I want is the tools to get the job done when I need them. [Sure, it sounded cool but then he realized he was lying. No. He did have limits.] Correction. I'm not hurting innocent animals. I'm not some fucked up serial killer kid. People are shit, I'm fine with fucking people over. Just not innocent animals.

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[corruptedsave]

Oh don't worry. Animals are off limits, unless they're like... attacking you, that's just self defense.

[As they're talking? Out comes their trusty weapon, a worn dagger that honestly doesn't look like it could do much damage.]

Okay so, how about we go somewhere else and we can start your lesson.

[Spinning the blade around as they start walking, heading in the direction of Everglade. Since that is a place they know they can find some schmuck to knife.]

I'd say we could go find my favourite punching bag except I'm giving him a break.

[action!]

[tiniestnihilist]

[Max eyes the knife. That thing does look like crap but the way Chara twirls it tell him it isn't just for show. He's having flashbacks of Nurf stabbing David's hand suddenly. He swallows and follows along, despite the worry building in his stomach.] Are you going to teach me how to mug someone?