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0 Failed Attempts at World Dominiation [Video]

Greeting Citizens of "Genessia."

The name's Wily; The brilliant scientist Doctor Albert W. Wily.

Lets just right down to business, shall we? You can all bow down and accept me as your new ruler. Since I cannot return to my own world and complete my plans for world domination there, I'll simply take this place over instead.

Don't try and resist as I have already crafted eight Robot Masters to crush anyone who dares to oppose me.

Thomas, if you're somehow out there, I dare you send to your little go-fer bot to try and stop me, it wont work this time, I assure you.

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What?! Robots?! Are you serious?!

[Jaune quickly calls the crazy-guy back.]

Are you serious?!

Of course I'm serious! Do you think I'd make something like that up?

Now I don't see you bowing down to your new ruler, boy.

Get to it.

That's just crazy! You're crazy!

Y-You can't just take over...! Not with... Not with people like Captain Hammer around!

Captain Hammer? What kind of name is that?

Regardless, we'll see if you sing the same song once he's been crushed by my latest creations.

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No. No way. You just can't take over, okay? If Captain Hammer can't stop you, then Ruby will.

Good day to YOU sir! [Annnd he hangs up.]

[Wily makes note to find out where that young man lives. So that he can send a robot to his door to put him in his place.]

[Oh, for the love of....

This is just what Harry needs. Another nutjob with delusions of emperorhood.]

You should really consider a different hobby. I hear knitting is relaxing.

[Just what Wily needed. Another person who doesn't take him seriously.]

I've heard the same thing, if I ever have a problem with relaxing I'll keep that in mind.

Right now, I don't have that problem.

[Ah, okay, apparently subtle hints were not going to be a thing here.]

Okay, let me try to put this another way.

This place here? This is my town and I've been putting a lot of work into it lately, so if you come in here and start making a mess you're not going to like what happens next.

[Oh. He gets it now.]

Is that so? Well your idle threat has been noted, but if you get in my way, you aren't going to like what happens next.

[Wow, dude.]

Uh huh. Sorry, do you need a minute to think up a better comeback? Because I can come back later.

No, I need you to stop being nuisance so I can focus on my work. I have a robot army to construct.

Oh, well, I'll just leave you alone then.

I'd sure--

[and he presses one of the buttons on his phone. BEEEEP]

-hate-

[BEEEEEEP]

-to be-

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEP]

-a nuisance-

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......]

[Wonderful, He's dealing with a man-child.]

Consider yourself added to the list...

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Golly gee, I've never had a lunatic gunning for me. What will I do?

...You could start by realizing the gravity of your situation and apologizing.

I might even consider sparing you if you do.

I would but I just don't think I can bring myself to apologize to a guy with that haircut.

You sir, have just crossed a line and sealed your fate.

[Whoever is responding is sitting in a dark and misty place somewhere. He's just a tall, dark outline, the chancy light gleaming now and again off his high forehead or a cheekbone.]

[He starts to laugh. It's actually one of those classically impressive Evil Laughs, starting with a low, chilly, rasping chuckle that swells up into a rolling laugh of genuine and sadistic merriment. At the end, it truly booms--and then cuts off suddenly as the figure sobers, mood turning on a dime.]

[His accent is light but clearly Romanian, and he speaks with a sort of deep pity.] You suffer from an overestimation of your own power and importance. It is a common mortal error. But I assure you, I bow down only to God, and you are not he.

[His irises appear, glowing silver in the dark.] I would not suggest however that you send out any toys for me to play with tonight. You should probably be more worried about keeping them around to guard your skin.

[Well if there's one thing this guy has, it's a flair for the dramatics. Wily can appreciate that. In fact, Wily may be sketching out designs for a Robot Master kind of based off this guy... Maybe he'll name him Shade Man or something.

What he doesn't appreciate is someone who thinks he's just blowing steam.]

Oh? And am I supposed to believe your above such "common mortal errors?" Because it sounds like you've got the same "problem" as I do.

I am not interested in ruling this place. [He sounds strangely tired for a moment.] My role here is entirely different, and I am content with it.

This city does not need a warlord, and there are already at least two violent, egotistical and rather powerful nasties vying for the spot. If you are truly a roboticist, then you must be a man of considerable intelligence. So take my advice. Keep your creations guarding your person so that you have a chance of surviving here!

"Ha! And what chance does a feeble old man like you have of ruling your own front lawn? Much less the world? Kneel before the mighty Bison, and I may spare you."

[He does this while levitating, for dramatic reasons.]

"As my tribute, by all means, send one of your "robot masters" to me, and I'll gladly disassemble them into scrap for you. Your puny technology is no match for my psycho power!"

[Wait. Is this man floating? It must be a hologram, Wily's worked with holograms before.]

Sweet mother of Tesla... There's certainly something "Psycho" about you, but I wouldn't necessarily call it power.

I mean who do you think you are? You can't just come in and tell me to do basically what I just demanded of everyone else. It doesn't work like that.

[Who does he think he is!? He's Bison, of course!]

"Ah, so you fancy yourself a man of science, do you? Well then, humor me. I have a theory; a law, if you will. Call it Bison's Third Law of motion: For every action from a senile old fool, there is an incredibly violent and overpowering reaction from his new king.

Care to run that experiment, professor?"

[Actually Wily isn't going to humour Bison. He might be jotting up some plans for his latest Wily Machine. He's not interested in what this walking muscle has to say.

A few moments will pass and he'll realize that Bison was still talking.]

Care to run that by me again? I was doing something more important.

[Being the monstrous egotist that he was, Bison did not like being ignored. Fortunately he had other ways to command attention, and those he liked best.]

"Oh, I was just finishing your welcome. I hope you'll come to enjoy this place, Doctor. For this will be your grave!"

*angry/ominous static*

[Wily just grunts. It looked like he had a lot of work ahead of him. Too many dofus' with egos to be crushed, too many muscle bound losers who needed to be taken down a peg.]

[...really, dudes? this over a public network?]

You're both morons. [No really, he's pretty convinced you two have a terminal case of the stupids. ~~And be glad he doesn't know you were behind the whole stealing people thing before the city reboot bison. He still has a a trunk of weapons with your name on.~~]

Hmph.

You clearly can't see true genius when it's right in front of you.

[Excuse him while he snorts, amused] Right. Two people fighting about who's going to be supreme ruler in a town that's generally populated by what most people would call 'overpowered freaks' [He doesn't mean that meanly, it's just the best way to put it for explaining quickly] that were living their lives quite happily before you both start threatening to upset things over a public network is true genius.

I don't need to ask how this is going to turn out.

Hmph. That was hardly fighting, I was just putting a simpleton in his place.

Would you rather me open with a full scale assault on the city? I'm trying to give you people a chance to surrender before things get out of hand. Forgive me for trying to show some courtesy.

Full-scale assault? [He thinks about it, making a mental note to check how much ammo he has for the arsenal... just in case. But still.] Again, I don't need to ask how that one will turn out. But let me know if you try - I want to see you get your ass handed to you before you get anywhere.

[While it's hard to take Wily's gloating seriously, Sofia never under estimates potential enemies. Nobodies can become nightmares with the proper motivation after all]

You sound overly delusional for a scientist. Got any facts to back up your ego?

Delusional? Sounds like you just can't tell when you're in the presence of a truly superior mind.

If you want facts just wait, and I'll deliver soon enough.

Sounds like fun. Let's get together and hash it out.

When the time is right, you can't rush perfection.

It seems this place just grows more and more lively with each passing day. Hm~

[Unperturbed, the lady gives a helpless little shrug as if to say 'well what can you do'.]

There's someone I would like to introduce to you. You'll find that this city is full of men with bloated egos and overused muscles. I know someone who can help you gain the materials and tools you need.

I've certainly noticed there's an abundance of mindless brutes around.

...You've got my attention? Just where is this person?

[Wily could use a hand in speeding up production. He's proud of the work he does on his own but he's not stupid enough to refuse a helping hand every now and again.]

It varies. But I could arrange a meeting, if you like.

[For shame on those brutes, threatening to beat up a little old man. She knows just the person who can set him up with everything he needs to live a happy psychotic life.]

I suppose a meeting couldn't hurt, I may need an ally or two if I'm going to take over this strange new world.

Just let me know where and when and I'll consider it.

I'll forward the details once I receive them.

In the meantime, you may call me Lust.

Hm. Very well then, Lust. You may refer to me as Dr.Wily from here on out.

I'll be waiting for to hear from you and your associate.

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