subparkour: (i'm not even sure where to start with th)
X - R A Y ([personal profile] subparkour) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-10-26 04:46 pm

[Video]

[ There's a very perturbed superhero on-screen, arms folded over his chest with a scowl. ]

Hey, so here's a question for the cops, or guardians or whatever - do you assholes throw every superhero in jail after he saves the city from a tyrannical egomaniac, or just me? Seriously, what the hell? I'm one of the good guys, for crying out loud!

...

So I maybe punched the mayor. It was an accident! He was totally fine! Sometimes things get hairy in the pursuit of justice!

Also, have you seen his mustache? Gross.

[ A visible shudder, before he waves his hands dismissively, moving on now ]

Anyway, citizens, don't worry about a thing - from now on, this world is under the protection of...

[ He leaps back, hands on his hips, cape blowing in a breeze that shouldn't even exist because he's in a frozen yogurt store (he might have knocked over a table). ]

X-RAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAND--

[ "Sir, your order is ready." ]

Whoops, gotta go!

[ Aaaaand that's where it ends. ]
leekspins: (Salute!)

[Video] - Several Hours Later

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[When she replies, she's indoors in some sort of lobby or waiting room. The chair next to her has a bunch of vending machine food piled onto it, and the table on her other side has an empty cookie wrapper. Judging by the crumbs on her face, that cookie has been voraciously consumed.]

I'm okay! I was just a little careless and tripped.

[She's scratched up, but nothing serious. And she's only got the scratches because she's been too busy healing other people's much more serious injuries.]

How was the frozen yogurt?
leekspins: (Whew!)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! That's wonderful, I'm so relieved!

[There are a lot of good fighters out there when the monsters show up, but none of them have proclaim themselves to be superheroes so she feels extra reassured by this newcomer.]

Maybe we'll run into each other after sundown, then. Thank you for helping!
leekspins: (Delighted)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Wooooooowwwwww, you're awesome!

[It's probably safe to say he's got an extra fan now.]

The monsters won't come out until it gets dark again, so you should be fine for a while. But I guess there are still the non-monsters that cause trouble, so...it's good to know someone can watch our backs while we're resting too.
leekspins: (Sheepish Grin)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Neat! It's the opposite for me. I don't think I would want to use my abilities on a normal person.

[Splitting someone in half with Tsubaki would be beyond awful.]

Are you going to sign up as a bounty hunter, then?
leekspins: (Ohhhhhhh if ONLY!)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...probably so you can get paid to beat up bad guys full time and afford a place to live, and buy more frozen yogurt... Things like that!
leekspins: (But whyyyyyy?)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, not at all!

Because then you become a professional veteran superhero. I think that sounds ten times as cool.
leekspins: (Clueless)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea, ha ha! I guess it depends on how dangerous the bad guy is?

[She notices them listed in the paper, but there's only one she's been paying very close attention to since she...maybe...suspects that the people she healed in the hospital are the ones being targeted.]
leekspins: (Winter Sky)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Er...I'm not sure. It seems like it should be, doesn't it? But I haven't really seen any muggings since I got here, so I don't know if they're common.

I suppose you could apply to be some kind of law enforcement officer?
leekspins: (Mou...)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry...

[She's still struggling with the employment thing too, so.]

Maybe you could do it part-time? Vigilante bounty hunter on the side, master grocery clerk with your secret civilian identity in the meantime?
leekspins: (Surprised)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
WHOA! Your mom gave birth to a superhero, that's cool! I don't know if my poor little mind can handle that much awesomeness!

No, don't downgrade! You'll figure something out, I believe in X-Ray-san!
leekspins: (Bundled Up)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ha ha ha ha!

[She likes him, he's hilarious. Weirdly enough, she's more impressed by a sense of humor than crime-fighting adventures.]

Well, maybe I can help out once my bakery is ready. I can at least give you some of the leftover bread and desserts at the end of the day so you don't go hungry.
leekspins: (Salute!)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-28 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely! It's the least I can do for a superhero who cares more about stopping crime than earning a paycheck. Thank you for your service!
leekspins: (Nerding Out)

[Video]

[personal profile] leekspins 2017-10-29 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Number. One. Superfan. This is the greatest honor she's ever received! She's so overwhelmed and amazed that the sudden reminder of her lack of introduction hits her like a smack upside the head.]

--AHH! I completely forgot that part!

[Hastily she shoves away the bag of pretzels she was just about to open and horf, instead bowing her head deeply.]

Orihime Inoue, pleased to meet you. I'm currently working as a volunteer healer if you ever need my skills!