ANONYMOUS TEXT

[unhappy]

ANON MEME

It's honesty hour again, Gennies! We can all be honest (or honestly have fun) and not have to worry about what anyone else thinks when our identities aren't tied to what we're saying, so only comment anonymously! Rules:

1. Only reply with anonymous text! If you say something logged in, I'll freeze the thread and put a black market bounty on your head for ruining everyone's fun. Depending on how annoying you are about it, we'll see what the bounty is for- a mugger or a hitman or something in between. So play nice.

2. Put thread topics in the subject line. Don't get off topic, if you want to talk about something else start a new thread. I'll throw a few discussion topics up, but you can feel free to bring up your own, namedrop people to talk about them, whatever you want.

3. If you bring up personal problems don't whine when people give you answers you don't like.

Those are the only rules, get going.

{ OOC NOTE: All replies to this post are automatically considered anonymous unless otherwise stated in the subject line. If you intentionally have your character reply while 'logged in' Emerald really will freeze the thread. This is essentially an IC anon meme, except it's actually in-game because Emerald is bored and likes to stir shit- she promises they were being twits anyway). }

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WARNING! NSFW SCREENCAP/GIF!

[mira_strauss]

You mean like this? If anyone asks, I know nothing of which audience member took the footage.

[But she does keep it on a lacrima hidden in her bra for safe keeping.]

[cursed_analysis]

A plus, 'Nonny. She gets my vote.

[mira_strauss]

She definitely does have one of the best!

[Says the girl with firsthand experience with it.]

(ooc: Thanks for pretending that last tag was done in text HTML... it was supposed to be ^^; )

[cursed_analysis]

Now it makes me wistful. But have you seen her fight?

[mira_strauss]

I have, have you? It's quite the show.

[You know... apart from the whole nudity every time she switches armor thing.]

Someday soon I'm definitely going to get that girl under some mistletoe.

[Foreshadowing?]

[cursed_analysis]

You have my support, Anon. I'm rooting for you!

[mira_strauss]

If I'm successful, I'll be sure to share the details.

[Hey the rules never said anything about going un-anon outside of the meme at a later date.]

[redhairedknight]

You were recording that?

[She's not very good at being anonymous, but there's only one person who could have gotten that footage.]

[mira_strauss]

Who? Me? No, no, I just happened to know someone who owed me a favor. Besides, from what I hear, Erza needed a little lesson in humility. Her ego was through the roof at that particular point in time.

[She doesn't actually know it's Erza asking, it could simply be an anon guessing. And with the way she said it, it could simply sound as if she's an anon who got the recording from Mirajane. Although truthfully the person who owed her a favor was a reporter from weekly sorcerer, and part of that favor was she'd get the one and only recording of the event.]

1/2

[redhairedknight]

I wore that outfit, like she asked. How I acted shouldn't have been a big deal.

[...It's only after she posts this that she realizes her mistake.]

[redhairedknight]

That's what she said about it, anyway.

[Smoooooooooth...]

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

[Well to hell with anon, Mirajane is far too amused, and she could simply look as if she's threadjacking or something. Also if the anon in charge of this meme wants to hunt her down for this? Bring it on!]

Hahaha! Oh Erza, never change. The rules the master laid out were very simple, obey anything the other team told you to do. You know just as well as I do how we handle rule breakers in Fairy Tail.

[Video]

[redhairedknight]

[The jig is up, so Erza switches to video as well.]

The punishment is never so public, though... [She's grumbling a little, but she can't deny that Mira's right about the rules.]

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

Yes, but if it wasn't public it wouldn't have been nearly as effective. The punishment has to fit the crime Erza~

[Besides, Erza is so hard boiled that it takes a lot more specific punishments for her to crack.]

Not anonymous, because

[fairysoul]

Anon! Who gave you permission to make this public?

[She kinda has to stand up for Erza, as her guild master. She's even surprised Mirajane didn't speak up already.

Unless... Oh wait.]

You get a pass this time. But don't do it again.

[mira_strauss]

Y-Yes ma'am.

[Mavis scolded her... it was just all in good fun she swears! v_v]

anonymous, but should be obvious who it is

[deathsought]

Are all of Fairy Tail's parties like this?

[mira_strauss]

All the fun ones?

[deathsought]

I'm suddenly less enthused about attending them in the future.

I didn't think that was possible.

[mira_strauss]

Don't worry Anon! That's the parties back home! Without Natsu, Lucy, Gray, or the great majority of the guild, the Fairy Tail parties are much more tame.

Back to anonymous

[fairysoul]

That's not a party, at all.

[deathsought]

Dare I ask?

[fairysoul]

It's a forfeit for losing a game.

[Mavis is pretty sure who she's talking to right now but, since pretty much anyone can read those conversations anyway, she decides to remain as vague as possible.]

Technically anonymous, but it's obvious who it is

[redhairedknight]

I blame Laxus. Having rock beat scissors makes no sense. I've slashed through plenty of rocks before - give me a big enough pair of scissors, and I could do the same with those!

[deathsought]

I've never enjoyed that game, myself. Statistically speaking, the better you know your opponent, the more likely it becomes for the game to end in a stalemate.