ANONYMOUS TEXT

[unhappy]

ANON MEME

It's honesty hour again, Gennies! We can all be honest (or honestly have fun) and not have to worry about what anyone else thinks when our identities aren't tied to what we're saying, so only comment anonymously! Rules:

1. Only reply with anonymous text! If you say something logged in, I'll freeze the thread and put a black market bounty on your head for ruining everyone's fun. Depending on how annoying you are about it, we'll see what the bounty is for- a mugger or a hitman or something in between. So play nice.

2. Put thread topics in the subject line. Don't get off topic, if you want to talk about something else start a new thread. I'll throw a few discussion topics up, but you can feel free to bring up your own, namedrop people to talk about them, whatever you want.

3. If you bring up personal problems don't whine when people give you answers you don't like.

Those are the only rules, get going.

{ OOC NOTE: All replies to this post are automatically considered anonymous unless otherwise stated in the subject line. If you intentionally have your character reply while 'logged in' Emerald really will freeze the thread. This is essentially an IC anon meme, except it's actually in-game because Emerald is bored and likes to stir shit- she promises they were being twits anyway). }

Comments

Not anonymous, because

[fairysoul]

Anon! Who gave you permission to make this public?

[She kinda has to stand up for Erza, as her guild master. She's even surprised Mirajane didn't speak up already.

Unless... Oh wait.]

You get a pass this time. But don't do it again.

[mira_strauss]

Y-Yes ma'am.

[Mavis scolded her... it was just all in good fun she swears! v_v]

anonymous, but should be obvious who it is

[deathsought]

Are all of Fairy Tail's parties like this?

[mira_strauss]

All the fun ones?

[deathsought]

I'm suddenly less enthused about attending them in the future.

I didn't think that was possible.

[mira_strauss]

Don't worry Anon! That's the parties back home! Without Natsu, Lucy, Gray, or the great majority of the guild, the Fairy Tail parties are much more tame.

[deathsought]

You'll have to forgive my incredulity, after the last one.

Back to anonymous

[fairysoul]

That's not a party, at all.

[deathsought]

Dare I ask?

[fairysoul]

It's a forfeit for losing a game.

[Mavis is pretty sure who she's talking to right now but, since pretty much anyone can read those conversations anyway, she decides to remain as vague as possible.]

[deathsought]

Which game?

[fairysoul]

...rock-paper-scissors.

[She's not even kidding.]

[deathsought]

{ Note to self: Decline all invitations to play any game with any member of Fairy Tail that isn't Mavis. }

And they agree to these kinds of terms in a game?

[fairysoul]

The winner decides. That's the rule.

[deathsought]

{ Radio silence for several minutes. }

I think I'll pass on the games at the next party.

[fairysoul]

[A pause and a victorious smile that you can't see. If you are who she thinks you are - and she's pretty sure you are - that means she won and actually managed to convince you to come again to the next party with her.]

That sounds like a fair compromise.

Technically anonymous, but it's obvious who it is

[redhairedknight]

I blame Laxus. Having rock beat scissors makes no sense. I've slashed through plenty of rocks before - give me a big enough pair of scissors, and I could do the same with those!

[deathsought]

I've never enjoyed that game, myself. Statistically speaking, the better you know your opponent, the more likely it becomes for the game to end in a stalemate.