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[sarcastass]

I have... an exceedingly important question.

For all of you.

[Yeah it's video alright, Genessia's number one shitty hermit, long hair all undone. Midge? Midge must be behind the camera, he's always somewhere.

The demon grabs at a lock of hair on the left side of his face, gesturing violently at it. The hair, in response, flashes a brilliant silver, before zipping into yellow shades, black polka dots vibrating energetically across it]

What's it doing? I see spots.

I know there are spots.

What color is it?

This is very, very important, I need to know who is messing with my hair. Is it that dog?

Tell him I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill that dog. You're a heartless monster.

Don't ever mess with my hair.

EVER.

It's not a stupid color is it? I swear to god if it's stupid-

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[immortalrose]

Truly? Are you that reclusive by nature? Quite excessive, no?

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[sarcastass]

Have you talked to everyone here?

I'll wait, if you haven't. You can do your own research.

I guarantee you'll never want to leave your house ever again.

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[immortalrose]

I admit that I haven't spoken with many yet but the few I've met seem pleasant enough.

[He takes a small sip before taking this opportunity to fish out some information here.]

Although, I've heard some unsettling rumors about the Everglades.

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[sarcastass]

What, that they're run by a maniac with morals looser than a retired porn star?

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[immortalrose]

That's one way to put it.

[He snickers lightly.]

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[sarcastass]

Well they aren't rumors.

She's got all the moral fiber of Al Capone.

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[immortalrose]

The City Guardian, yes? What's her name again? Gretchen?

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[sarcastass]

Grell.

Which, I had assumed, was a type of goblin.

You didn't hear this from me by the way.

Re: audio

[immortalrose]

Duly noted.

I take it everything went to the pits there after her election. Do the other cities face a similar problem?

I haven't gone beyond Genessia yet.

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[sarcastass]

Oh probably. But as I've stated, I don't go outside. She did start asking for pedigree papers for everyone who lives here though.

Attleton has Cassian Andor as its guardian, which is it's chief failing.

I don't care about Fayren.

Nova has a puritanical space crab and a bitter standup comedian as co-guardians.

And Genessia City hasn't seen a new guardian since the dawn of time.

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[immortalrose]

Pedigree papers? As in literally asking the lineage of your birth and family? Well, isn't that something.

[That's mildly distrubing. Somewhat reminds him of how the Aristocracy in his world keep track over the human populace of their provinces. That and how they keep track of their "food supply".]

Why the dislike for Fayren? Too many fairies?

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[sarcastass]

Weeding out the humans.

No. It's just boring. I literally do not care, I wouldn't even notice if the entire city suddenly vanished into the ether one morning.

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[immortalrose]

Oh? Ah, so the other part of that rumor is true.

[A den for monsters, hm? Augustine is interested.]

Heh! Maybe I'll avoid going to Fayren if it's that dull. I crave excitement.

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[sarcastass]

I mean chances are all of them are true. Just assume they're all true.

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[immortalrose]

If everything is true, then what's not true? Surely there's a few fibbers around, no?

Nonetheless, I better get those sunglasses quick. I'm not appreciatijg how people stare at me.

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[sarcastass]

Nope, honest as saints here, every single one of us.

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[immortalrose]

[Excuse him a moment. Szel honestly got him chuckling now.]

Well, I suppose that's a positive.