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[The camera is on, recording an... interesting... scene.
For once from this feed, it's a quiet one. Mordecai has turned it on, and gently set it down, to face...
A Meowth.
Of whom is just sitting there on the table, pleased as punch to be there.
Mordecai has taken a seat across from it, still within shot of the camera.... and just stares.
Just steeples his hands in front of his face.
And stares. Meowth doesn't really seem to notice, nor care, about its new owner, just comfortably curling up into a ball on the table and appearing to doze off as the almost expressionless cat just.... fucking stares.
At length, words]
... What do I do?
[Hear that. Hear the faint, growing horror? He had no idea what he was signing up for when he took that ticket down there.
Babies. Apparently.
He signed up for babies]
For once from this feed, it's a quiet one. Mordecai has turned it on, and gently set it down, to face...
A Meowth.
Of whom is just sitting there on the table, pleased as punch to be there.
Mordecai has taken a seat across from it, still within shot of the camera.... and just stares.
Just steeples his hands in front of his face.
And stares. Meowth doesn't really seem to notice, nor care, about its new owner, just comfortably curling up into a ball on the table and appearing to doze off as the almost expressionless cat just.... fucking stares.
At length, words]
... What do I do?
[Hear that. Hear the faint, growing horror? He had no idea what he was signing up for when he took that ticket down there.
Babies. Apparently.
He signed up for babies]
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You has child? You not tell me. Who is lucky voman?
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[The yelling wakes Meowth who, with a disdainful look at the two of them, hops off the table to find a less whiny place to sleep]
Wai-
[Shit its in the other room now. Well, back to Viktor]
I didn't have a child! I took the ticket everyone was mailed into town! When you are offered a free item, you show up to collect it!
NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS AN INFANT!
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And he laughs.
Hard.
And LOUD.]
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That is vhat orphanage do.
That vhy I put ticket under bed.
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[He scrubs his hands through the fur on his head, taking a deep breath]
They wouldn't take it back. What do I do?
... Do I put it outside? I can put it outside, right? It'll be alright.
[MORDECAI NO]
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You raise it. Do not put it outside. Or I hit you.
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1/2
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Ja? Books but food and shelter. Pants. Vater.
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I mean...
What does it do for entertainment?
[He's up and peering into the other room, staring at the sleeping pokemon on the couch]
[Action]
It also play. It need toys.
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... I can't... just give it to someone else?
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Ne.
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You go get it, and kindly inform me what size pants it needs, because apparently it wasn't befitting for them to clothe it before they threw a baby at me!
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[Viktor is just going to look at you like an idiot, Mordecai. Everyone knows child pants.]
And belt. If pants too big.