VIDEO

[ there's a long moment where savir just stares at the phone, fingers rubbing over the screen to black it out every so often. when he finally wills himself to speak his voice is rough, gravelly, and yet surprisingly gentle. ]

Strange. I had not thought myself drunk enough to hallucinate an entire city — and a device such as this! Magnificent, though confusing. Hm. [ he heard the speech from the hologram, - waved his hand through the thing, too, because what the fuck even is that? - looked at the map and, honestly, he just thinks he's straight up losing his mind. old age. death coming for him. wouldn't be the first time he woke up somewhere weird with no recollection of how he managed it or why — though this time was a little bit different. ]

Supposedly others can hear me on this, yes? Hello, if you can, and if so — may I selfishly request a moment of your time to answer some questions I have? I fear all of this is far beyond my realm of expertise.

[ he'd be more specific, but he has like five hundred questions so??? ]


ACTION

[ even while savir is broadcasting that message to the world, he's on the move and planning to investigate. anyone nearby will definitely be able to see the six-foot-seven, burly cat-man wandering around with a confused (and slightly...wistful? weird.) look on his face as he searches aimlessly around the city.

also maybe accidentally smacking people with his tail. you know. ]

[When the feed clicks on, he can be seen standing in the middle of Attleton's Colosseum, much to the annoyance of the spectators and assembled fighters.]

I have gone far too long without a decent challenge. As such, I have decided that I will not leave the Colosseum until that need is satiated. This is an open challenge to any and all who wish to test their mettle, come find me, and I will engage any who step into this arena. Be warned, however. I will not hold back. I intend to exercise my power to the absolute fullest for the first time since setting foot in this place.

[Action]

[Waking up in an unfamiliar bed was always the strangest experience. Did she end up on another night of social drinking past the point of no return? Was someone messing with her? Did Talon operatives kidnap her? Who knows, and at this point, she's not caring, though she can rule out the drinking part at least. No hangover.

The box was welcome at least. As was the pamphlet. Nice letting her know what she was getting into, even if she could scare believe it. She certainly didn't want to be come some spacial distortion affected person like Tracer was with time.

To anyone who was near the bay, they would easily see D.Va around, the girl standing and watching the hologram with her arms folded while in a rather fetching skin-tight jump-suit.]


[Video]

[In contrast to the annoyance she feels, she's got a bright smile on her young face as the camera turns on, the communicator not that different from what she uses.]

Annyeong! D.Va here! So apparently somehow I'm transported to this new place? Jeez...talk about annoying. Thanks to whoever decided to leave a nice pile of money in the box with me, but could you have left me out of the creepy cave and coffin thing too? I'm not interested in dying young thanks.

I'd like to address the cities as a whole on an urgent matter. [ the tone of this voice is the very definition of the term 'harried'. it is very nearly drowned out by a constant, excitable uproar that could only belong to a large pack of dogs. ]

If you weren't already aware, there was a break-in at one of the major dog shelters in the area. If you haven't already collected one, or assisted in returning them to said shelter, then I graciously encourage you to do so.

On the matter of collection, I also have with me a very large group of dogs in sore need of homes or relocation. [ some of that 'harried' is joined by a healthy dose of 'desperation'. ]

Any help would be appreciated. I thank you in advance for your time.

[ please save him ]

[Conan smiles brightly into the camera as he adjusts his glasses. For once, he looks rather cheerful. And not in the creepy was he employed when he was trying to get something from someone.]

Hello!  I'm just letting everyone know that I finally decided to start my own business.  From now on I'm going to be running a detective agency in Genessia City.

I'm willing to take any kind of case, no matter how large or small. The more difficult it is, the more interesting it is to solve. And I have experience with a lot of different kinds of cases.