[Video]/[Action]

[alwaysimpaled]

Okay, so, I've gotten the whole spiel about other worlds, the cities, blah blah blah. I just have three questions.

First off, does the name Sparda mean anything to anyone here? Usually when weird shit happens to me, it's usually tied back to him.

Second, how high in demand are a Demon Hunter's skills here?

And lastly, I'm gonna need a good pizza joint's address. Preferably one with a bar.

[Dante will be just wandering around Genessia, probably turning a few heads with the massive sword and handguns holstered in plain sight. He has no destination and as such is just aimlessly exploring, looking for landmarks to help get a feel for the layout of this strange new place.]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

[Yang makes a motion that draws attention to her full figure.]

I think I've aged quite well thank you. A gouda man might have noticed. But I guess I can't expect every man to play my field.

Nice to see another punster around too though.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

[No offense, Yang, but Trish has a better figure in Dante's eyes.]

Oh really? Then what year are you in school?

[Trick question ahoy!]

You're not bad, kid. Give it a year or two and you'll be up to my level.

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

[That's because Trish has Dante on a leash.]

I'm in my second year as a huntress-in-training. You don't get to that until after you spent time in another school so I'm 18 (or 19 I don't remember what Yang's birthday was).

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

See that's the trick question for ya. You're still in school, that makes ya a kid.

[And it has nothing to do with Dante being old as dirt, nope.]

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

I don't believe age has anything to do with being a kid. If so, you're probably still a kid because I get the feeling you get schooled often.

You're probably still an old man though. It's the white hair.
[sorry weiss]

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

Age definitely has something to do with it. The only schooling that goes on around me is when I'm on the clock. I've got a PhD in bringing the pain.

[He scoffs.]

I've had the hair since I was a toddler. I take after my old man in that regard.

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

Uh-huh...whatever you say, Professor.

So you're saying you're an old man from birth, huh? Feel kinda bad for ya.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

See, the ladies back home think it makes me look sophisticated. Yet another indicator that you're still just a kid.

[Yes, Dante is not letting that go because teasing Yang is gonna be fun.]

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

Really? Somehow I doubt that. But hey, you seem to at least have the same style as me. Go loud, go proud, and beat down what's in your way.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Not my fault I'm so amazing.

[And he's so modest besides.]

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

I'm down with that. Ever want a drinking buddy, come hit me up. I'll show you where bars serve the best little umbrellas to go with what you want.

[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

[He makes a face.]

The umbrella drinks are too fruity for my taste. Heck, Vodka barely gets me buzzed. Also I highly doubt there's any bar around that will serve you for another 3 years, at least, and no way in hell am I gonna be your fake ID.

Re: [Video]

[beauty_burns_gold]

Please...you don't know the awesomeness that is a cute umbrella in a strawberry sunrise. Besides, there are bars that'll let me in regardless. I don't need an old man to make me get in.