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Let's all have a big chat anonymously. That way we can all be honest (or honestly have fun) and not have to worry about what anyone else thinks. :D Here are the rules:

1. Only reply with anonymous text! If you say something logged in, I'll freeze the thread and put a bounty on your head for ruining everyone's fun.

2. Put thread topics in the subject line. Don't get off topic, if you want to talk about something else start a new thread. I'll throw a few discussion topics up, but you can feel free to bring up your own, namedrop people to talk about them, whatever you want.

3. If you bring up personal problems don't whine when people give you answers you don't like.

Those are the only rules, get going.

{ OOC NOTE: All replies to this post are automatically considered anonymous unless otherwise stated in the subject line. If you intentionally have your character reply while 'logged in' Emerald really will freeze the thread. Whether she actually does the bounty part depends on how much she really wants to annoy your character. This is essentially an IC anon meme, except it's actually in-game because Emerald is bored and wasting time at work (because she doesn't actually do her job properly). }

Comments

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[alwaysimpaled]

That Dante guy, hands down. He's got it all, looks, skill, badass weapons, and a great sense of humor to boot. Not to mention he's got a really snazzy sense of fashion.

[And he's modest to boot.]

[orlokbutterfly]

agreed but he looks like kind of a freeloader tbh

10/10 would still bang tho

[alwaysimpaled]

Didn't he open up a shop or something to bring in money?

[Translation: IT ISN'T HIS FAULT NOBODY IS HIRING HIM.]

[orlokbutterfly]

isn't it behind a subarchway though

[alwaysimpaled]

Yeah. It's one of those test-like things. If you can get to the shop, you're worthy of hiring him.

[Shut up, it was a miscalculation on his part]

[orlokbutterfly]

sounds like a likely excuse tbh

[alwaysimpaled]

Excuse nothing. Guy's hardcore, and can only afford to do business with the equally hardcore for the benefit of all. He's not for the faint of heart.

[Hardcore napper at the very least.]

[orlokbutterfly]

makes his business sound kinda shady

how much does he cost a night

[alwaysimpaled]

Hey now, everything is above board.

He charges based on the job.

[...is that you Gale?]

[orlokbutterfly]

[NO OF COURSE NOT]

idk still could be pretty shady
i mean sun position has got to change sometime

you know an awful lot about him tho

[alwaysimpaled]

boooo bad pun 3/10

I'm just going off what I heard in public posts

[orlokbutterfly]

youre just mad that you didnt see it coming

idk did he go into that much detail
I wasnt paying attention

[alwaysimpaled]

No, that was just a bad pun

Pretty sure he did.

[orlokbutterfly]

and by bad you mean great right

you sure about that
are you absolutely sure
last thing I caught from him was a zappy guitar thing

[alwaysimpaled]

No I just mean bad.

[He takes a second before responding to that last bit. Nevan was MUCH MORE than just a zappy guitar thing.]

Yeah, he's quite the performer, huh?

[orlokbutterfly]

wow rude

[He's proud of his puns, thank you very much.]

I suppose he is.
he oughta show off a little more often tho

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[brokeyourarm]

Reminds me of one of those disgusting glory seekers. All bark and no bite.

[alwaysimpaled]

You could always go to his shop and challenge him or something. I hear he's always down for a friendly fight.