5th Aura | Text

[aurabble]

[Anonymous text.]

Weapons experts.

Kind of without a weapon right now and not even sure if I should get it out of the stupid rock.

[His poor family heirloom. Even if it's probably safer in there than in his hands.]

I'm looking to build my own. It's a tradition where I'm from. I'm also wondering what made you choose yours? If it works for you, there must be a reason.

[Maybe not one of the more hopeful reasons he would have believed in the past. He's done with that. But one that makes sense.]

Stay on topic.

[Private text to Weiss, not anonymous.]

My answer is yes.

Comments

[aurabble]

It just
It seemed pretty cool at first.
Pretty impressive.

But now it's just suspicious.
Okay I think we both know I have absolutely no context for that.
But am I right in assuming it's a giant statue that resembles a dick?
It's kind of awkward and uncomfortable to think of my headmaster like that.

[stairsbro]

it is in fact a giant statue that resembles a dick
a big massive tall ass dick
suggestively seated across a statue where a mans sitting with his legs open
its gay as hell if you think about it
anyway
look
i mean you should be able to poke fun at an asshole
youre not supposed to think too deeply about whats in his pants
youre supposed to go
hahaha hes a fucking prick in all definitions of the word

[aurabble]

Wow.
Do you think that was intentional?
Oh. I guess I can do that.
Yeah, I can. What a dick.

[stairsbro]

well never know
a little weak but youre on your way
to a masterful insult
fuck that guy

[aurabble]

Yeah fuck his stupid cane and vague speeches and...everything.

[stairsbro]

vague asshole with a fucking cane like hes a god damn pimp of shitty behavior
right
there you go
did that help