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Does anybody know how to stop your roommate from fighting your cat for the bed?
Alternatively, does anybody know how to convince a cat not to claw out your roommate's eyes?
Alternatively, does anybody know how to convince a cat not to claw out your roommate's eyes?

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As for the eyes, Im not sure, you could try suggesting your roommate wear glasses.
On a serious note, why does your cat dislike your roommate so much?
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Hm, maybe pilot goggles would work.
I think it's because the first time they met Cassian broke into the flat unannounced. Fest immediately gnawed his ankle.
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[Tannu has been a bad influence on the tree, he'll try to be serious. A bit.]
Pardon me for the jokes. Is separating the two for a while possible?
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[Why is Kay taking advice from someone who eats cold ravioli at 3m am in the kitchen with the lights off? The world will never know.]
It's fine, I've heard worst. I wish but I really like to have them both near.
[And this is not an excuse nor a joke, he likes having Cassian with him and he doesn't want to be mean to the poor kitty.]
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[Helpful, Tannusen.]
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Knowing them, they will both eat the potato. One is a savage creature that never had enough food growing up and that would eat anything.
And the other is a cat.
[Okay so, he might be exaggerating a bit with Cassian but only a tiny bit.]
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a potato would distract your feral roommate
and a potato would distract your cat
it's win-win
also they're really weirdly satisfying to claw up
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Have you been stabbing potatoes? Is that the next step in your weird relationship with your roommate and boyfriend? Should I be concerned?
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He's lying. He always takes Fest's side!
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You mean my bed!
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RUDE ]
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If we are being technical here, it's her bed. She was here first. Are you two fighting for the pillow again?! Just let her sleep on your face, Cassian.
[Not rude! he's a suffering droid.]
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[ Look he just doesn't want to wake up to a face full of kitty butt is this too much to ask for?
Apparently the answer is yes.]
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youre going to need to tell your roommate to get a new bed
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just play musical beds and switch with him so youre with your cat pal
or wait
do you not use a bed
do you just stand in a corner plugged into the wall or something
hows your sleep mode work bro
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I'm sorry it's being badly behaved with your roommate.
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