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[k2so]

Does anybody know how to stop your roommate from fighting your cat for the bed?

Alternatively, does anybody know how to convince a cat not to claw out your roommate's eyes?

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[treesus]

The cat needs its rest, let it rest.

As for the eyes, Im not sure, you could try suggesting your roommate wear glasses.

On a serious note, why does your cat dislike your roommate so much?

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[k2so]

The cat spends 18 hours sleeping, I'm not sure if rest is the real issue here.

Hm, maybe pilot goggles would work.

I think it's because the first time they met Cassian broke into the flat unannounced. Fest immediately gnawed his ankle.

[treesus]

When you introduce a new member of the household to the cat, it's best to keep them in a seperate room for a while, like the bathroom. Perhaps your roommate can stay in there for a while as your cat adjusts.

[Tannu has been a bad influence on the tree, he'll try to be serious. A bit.]

Pardon me for the jokes. Is separating the two for a while possible?

[k2so]

[Kay gives the suggestion a serious thought for about 3 seconds.] Yeah.....I don't think that will work, they both have a temper.

[Why is Kay taking advice from someone who eats cold ravioli at 3m am in the kitchen with the lights off? The world will never know.]

It's fine, I've heard worst. I wish but I really like to have them both near.

[And this is not an excuse nor a joke, he likes having Cassian with him and he doesn't want to be mean to the poor kitty.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Judging. You. ]

[black_black_heart]

have you considered giving them both potatoes

[Helpful, Tannusen.]

[k2so]

[This is vengeance for the ravioli and potato posts, is it not?]

Knowing them, they will both eat the potato. One is a savage creature that never had enough food growing up and that would eat anything.

And the other is a cat.

[Okay so, he might be exaggerating a bit with Cassian but only a tiny bit.]

[black_black_heart]

the way I figure it

a potato would distract your feral roommate

and a potato would distract your cat

it's win-win

also they're really weirdly satisfying to claw up

[k2so]

A sound strategy, I can tell. I'm afraid it would only work once, and doing it more than one time would be a waste of a perfect good potato.

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Have you been stabbing potatoes? Is that the next step in your weird relationship with your roommate and boyfriend? Should I be concerned?

[captain_by_the_book]

Don't believe a word he said.

He's lying. He always takes Fest's side!

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ There come more hiss-growl noises from the bedroom, followed by a crash. ]

You mean my bed!

[ !!!

RUDE ]

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[k2so]

[Can droids sigh? Kay is going to make the sound even if such thing is not possible]

If we are being technical here, it's her bed. She was here first. Are you two fighting for the pillow again?! Just let her sleep on your face, Cassian.

[Not rude! he's a suffering droid.]

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[captain_by_the_book]

She is a cat! She doesn't need a bed... and my face is not her pillow!

[ Look he just doesn't want to wake up to a face full of kitty butt is this too much to ask for?

Apparently the answer is yes.]

[stairsbro]

let the kitty win
youre going to need to tell your roommate to get a new bed

[k2so]

Tempting but then I'll have to deal with an irritated roommate.

[stairsbro]

irritated roommate < irritated cat
just play musical beds and switch with him so youre with your cat pal
or wait
do you not use a bed
do you just stand in a corner plugged into the wall or something
hows your sleep mode work bro

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[credence_barebone]

You have a cat?

[k2so]

A small white kitten, her name is Fest. She's usually better behaved than this.

[credence_barebone]

[Every reply is slow in coming as he carefully types out the words. He's still getting used to the technology.]

I'm sorry it's being badly behaved with your roommate.

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[needssouls]

Is your roommate a cat person themselves, or an actual human being who should know better than to start fights with cats?

[k2so]

He's human and he's not even all that good socializing with other humans.

[needssouls]

Guessed they lived in isolation or something, but still. Not helping himself by fighting with cats either.

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[shortandsweet]

who's bed is it?

[k2so]

It's mine, actually.

[shortandsweet]

Just kick out the one making the least amount of trouble.