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housekeeper extraordinaire ([personal profile] bachigai) wrote in [community profile] genessia2017-08-01 01:20 am

A new adventure? (Issue #1)

[ After relocating from the bay and listening to the message the young girl in the hologram had given, Hiro hadn't wasted too much time thinking about things before deciding to test out ways to use the device he'd found at his side. Everything was still kind of confusing, but at least the technology was cool! It was probably going to be a really important thing to have.

Note to self: don't lose item or delete from inventory.

It took only a few minutes to figure out the basics of the network posting system. A lot of other people seemed to be introducing themselves, so maybe that meant he should too? It was a first step, anyway. ]


a. text

{{{(>.<)}}} (o.o) \(^o^)/

Hello, Genessian people. Is that the proper way to say it? Genessian? My name is Hiro Nakamura and I come in peace! |-^)v I haven't figured out if asking you to take me to your leader is appropriate or not yet. There are lots of leaders too, right? I might cause a fight if I just asked for one...


[ The post says nothing else for about three minutes. He'd hit submit instead of making a new paragraph. ]

EDIT: I made a mistake! It wasn't supposed to send yet! >_<;;; Maybe it's better if I make a video...

b. video

[ Hiro was definitely more careful in learning about the video function than he had been with the texting part of the network. He would have to work on that more later. For now, round two! As soon as the video began Hiro was already mid-wave, smiling brightly and looking way too enthusiastic for someone who was in the situation he was. ]

Hello again. If you saw my previous network post, please ignore it so we can start over. [ He bowed quickly. ] My name is Hiro Nakamura. I'm new here. [ He held up his necklace as if that somehow proved his point. It had already found a home around his neck. ] I have lots of questions, but for the sake of letting my quest unfold properly I will only ask a few. First -- [ He held up the box that he'd found in the bay. ] These are our key items, right? Is there a reason we all get the same ones? Usually in quests everyone has a different class, so I'm not sure I understand the rules of this RPG yet. The tutorial wasn't all that long. [ He almost looked like he was pouting about it for a second. ]

I have a feeling I'll need to learn about all the different cities soon, so if you can volunteer to show me around I would be very grateful. I'm not sure how red bills translate to yen or dollars so I don't know what fair payment would be... [ Oh! He'd almost forgotten something. ] One more thing, Genessia. Do you know where to find a good diner? [ One more bow for good measure. ] Thank you!

c. action

[ After announcing himself twice, Hiro was at least sure that someone or other would respond eventually. Until then, he had a map and a bit too much curiosity. Maps are always key items, so he may as well use it. A while was spent getting his bearings a bit more, but after a bit longer it turned to aimless walking and thinking. Lots of thinking. There were some things he just couldn't ask on the network. Things about his power, mostly. Did it still work? Were others with powers here? He had wanted to inquire about his friends as well, but putting their names out might be dangerous. It would be super, duper dangerous if one of the bad guys was here. At home the heroes had won, but...

what year was it, anyway? Was this even the right timeline?

It would be really easy to bump into him right now. He wasn't paying attention at all. ]
stairsbro: ikimaru (talk; cellphone)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
yea letting a big one rip like that is usually considered a p bad habit
especially in front of people
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
you cant delete off this network
its a permanent fixture of genessian internet now
shits out there
everyones gonna know it was you
you cant blame this one on the dog hiro nakamura
just own it
own your fartmojis
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
welcome to genessia where everything is suffering bro
wait what
no way i shit you not
im like nixon i only speak the truth
is that the right president
whatever it is now because
i cannot tell a lie
my word is law
everything im saying is SUPER important
pick the right dialog options to bribe me and win my affections
youll never get out of the tutorial level otherwise
stairsbro: ikimaru (talk; haha what)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
dude changing history is kind of my thing
sorta
i cant cheat im the fucking vital plot guy right here
you get a game over and i have to loop you and repeat this whole conversation
hard resets only when you fuck up
you lose like 50 points in exchange for me doing that
and a life
someone put this game in nightmare mode on you
no dialog options
choose wisely
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
oop wrong answer
game over
do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars
were going to have to start this entire shit again now
good going man
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
sup
my name is dave strider
and i am totally fucking with you
chill out man
this is real life
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
shit sorry
tbf you walked right into those
and it did look like a fart
what habit is that from actually
is that surprise kitty
so uh actual info
p sure the redbill = yen exchange rate is 1/1
you got your diner info already
what else you need
the tour thing?
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
is it a popular blog
i used to run some blogs and shit
pretty darn internet famous not to brag
what is the concentration on
just in general or what
also i guess
consider me helpful npc dude
im one of the only assholes around here that wont sugarcoat shit
ask me anything
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
you probably wouldnt have
i havent had anyone 4th wall me yet
its kind of disappointing
but what the hell
it was just a blogspot thing
it was all over the place content wise
mostly bc i kept forgetting to update it
my webcomic was the claim to fame
sweet bro and hella jeff
i mean
they are
but they arent
you know what im saying
theyre just pretty prone to going
"oh its not so bad"
when no it fucking sucks in some places
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-19 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
the fourth wall is fucking knocked down man
smashed that shit to pieces
slam dunked into it with a full bodyslam
OH YEAH
it can make a paradox but the place kind of mindwipes you before sending you back so existence is moot tbh
i make shit all the time you can see the new shit i guess
hiding the truth is like
fucking bullshit man
i aint ever had a good thing come out of it
suppressing true ass thoughts and opinions is the worst and lying is SHIT
to like everyone and yourself
im delightful to meet
had the privileged of meeting myself a few times
best experiences of my life
its like meeting a celebrity
and the celebrity is me
oh shit
fucking bad language
should i stop fucking cursing
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-24 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
its more like syncing up with a you in a timeline that never had this place interfere instead of a neuralizer flashing in your fucking face
yeah sure
ill send you a file of comics
and no
i mean
what no ive never straight up lied to myself
well ok i might have been omitting a fact
for like 13 years of my life
but not really??
bc i wasnt even aware anything was wrong
wait
are we talking about like looking in the mirror and telling yourself everything is gonna be ok kind of lying
or the i just saw past me and told him we get to have sex with beyonce
youve never seen someone type the word FUCK before???
what kind of internet were you using
time travel
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-24 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
why couldnt it
best fucking explanation ive got about it rn
and i know for a fact that all our fucking shit is all unsynced up atm
i can do with some feedback
as long as it doesnt suck
dont give me shit feedback
i dont need your negativity
im proud of my craft
who said i made it up
yeah
time travel
bc im a literal god of time
its a thing
dont think too hard about it man
its nothing to concern yourself with
just know my time related topics are totally legit
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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-08-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
why is your nose so rectangular
what a grumpy looking squidward face

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