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[k2so]

[Hello, ladies and gents, it's your resident salty robot ready to make a serious announcement.]

Regardless of what some people around here might wonder -or even wish about- I do not have a vibrate function. [Okay, so, ' serious announcement' might be an overstatement. Gale, Cassian, you are both to blame for this.] I am, however, liquid-proof.

That will be all. [The feed turns off, only to be turned on a second later.] Actually, I forgot one thing. Please refrain yourselves from licking my boyfriend, no matter how tasty he might look.

Thanks!

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[captain_by_the_book]

[Eek! Angry boyfriend alert! Angry boyfriend alert! ]

I didn't kean anything by it! It just slipped out!

[Oh damn now he really hopes he locked the chat with Em BEFORE she started asking about their sex life.]

[k2so]

[YUP.]

Why were you talking about that sort of things in the first place? You don't see me mentioning the features of your ports and antennas to people.

[Nope,tough luck mister.]

[captain_by_the_book]

It just... I don't even know. It was stupid.

[ And okay, now he really feels bad. He rubs a hand over his face. ]

But why doesn't matter. I should have put an end to the conversation. I'm sorry, Kay.

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[k2so]

Stupid I can deal with, I've been doing it for a while now. But I don't get why everyone is so curious about what we do or don't in our home.

[He locks the thread for that same reason, it's their private life. And Cassian being sorry and actually voicing it comes as a surprise.]

Oh. That's...unexpected.

Re: Private

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Cassian is a little dumbfounded, mostly by the fact that Kay is being dumbfounded. ]

Because I admitted I'm wrong?

[ He tries not to make it sound like an accusation, but honestly, it's a little hurtful that Kay wouldn't expect better of him. ]

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[k2so]

[Sorry, he couldn't help the reaction.]

No. Well...yes...A bit?

I know it's not easy for you to talk about how you feel and when you do it's often quite bluntly. I don't mind, In fact, it's easier that way.

Sorry, perhaps I overreacted too when I made this post.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh. And now he feels awful for the secrets he's keeping. Kay can't even leave him the comfort of being mad at him, huh? ]

It was insensitive. And I really don't know why our intimate life is so fascinating to everyone.

[k2so]

[They really such at this whole 'relationship' thing, don't they?]

I have no idea either. in our world I think people would be more concerned about other things, not the physical aspect.

[captain_by_the_book]

I suppose we should just be grateful nobody has... [He winces at the mere thought.] ...you know, questioned if I've programmed you to be... inclined to me. Or anything of the sorts.

[k2so]

Ugh. No, no...thankfully not. Pergaps they don't think it possible. And I know you wouldn't do that.

[captain_by_the_book]

I wouldn't.

Perhaps they don't realize it, yes. I'm just glad it hasn't come up. [ He snorts. ] I'd expected more of these concerns, and less of the... other things. Let's list that as a silver lining.

[ Or maybe people just give him more credit than he gives himself, but that doesn't occur to him. ]

[k2so]

People here have a different way of seeing life and relationship. Odd but refreshing.

[That too. Come on Cassian, people likes you.]

[captain_by_the_book]

Refreshing, but nevertheless annoying. If they cared a little bit less about our personal life.. [He rolls his eyes.] I don't see us asking such questions. [He gives Kay a suspicious look.] Correction, I don't see me asking such questions...

[k2so]

If they cared a little bit less about our personal life...We wouldn't be having this kind of conversations and post. Perhaps they find it entertaining.

[Kay tilts his head backwards, as if offended.] No, I see you starting conversations that lead to this questions being asked.

[captain_by_the_book]

Once! You make it sound as if I blab about our intimate life all the time!

[Really now, Kay, that's just rude! Why are you rubbing in this slip-up so much?]

[k2so]

You talk to Emeral and others about us all the time.

[Because deep down you know he is right, mister!]

[captain_by_the_book]

That's different! I thought you like it when I talk about us to my friends!

[k2so]

[It really isn't any different to Kay but he will drop that argument.]

I don't mind, usually it's nice to heard you talk about that. Unless you start to wonder about what upgrade I could get for you.

I am considering the vibrate function.

[captain_by_the_book]

You are... what?

[Congratulations you have reduced him to fierce blushing. ]

Wait. Is this a trick offer? Am I supposed to say no and I'll be in trouble if I don't?

[k2so]

I'm considering getting a few upgrades. There's gotta be someone in Nova who can help me with it.

[Tips from winning an argument: embarrass the other party so much they can't answer coherently.]

You are supposed to answer sincerely. Would that upgrade interest you?

1/2

[captain_by_the_book]

Kay...

[Whining voice. Why do you torment him so?]

2/2 private locked to best encryption he has

[captain_by_the_book]

Is this a thing you want? I wouldn't want anything that makes you uncomfortable. Why are we even talking about vibrating? And... uh... isn't this something we should discuss in person?

[Now why did he say that. It would be even more mortifying in person. They really need to have a talk about THAT part of their relationship, though...]

private locked | HO HO HO

[k2so]

It's not something that would make me uncomfortable. Besides, I could always get rid of the upgrade if we didn't like it.

I'm upstairs, in our bedroom. Let's talk there.

Re: private locked | HO HO HO

[captain_by_the_book]

[Gulp. Of course he is.]

If you are trying to get back at me it is working.

[He has been thoroughly flustered. But now he is also intrigued. Damn it and damn nosy gossipy people for giving him ideas...]

private locked |

[k2so]

[Proud robot is proud.]

Would I do that? Cassian, you offend me.

Now get up here so we can 'discuss' how many upgrades I might need. Maybe it would be a good idea if you checked all my current functions.