text - PSA from Attleton Guardian's office

[captain_by_the_book]

The effect on Attleton has faded. The town is safe to return for all who have evacuated, life is starting to return to normal.

An announcement regarding the October projects which had to be rescheduled will follow once normal conditions have been restored, at which point the Guardian's office will also hear your concerns.

Comments

[Text]

[specialist_snowflake]

Better.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ He... has a lot to say.

A. Lot.

But there's nothing he could say that won't veer into being unprofessional, so she'll only get icy silence. ]

[Text]

[kalmaleader]

[Unlike the peacock, Qubine actually has something more productive to say. It might come a little slower, as he has to lay his device down and try to hit the digits with his claws to type.]

That is good to know. Thank you for the notice.

private text

[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you. I spoke to Deputy Margatroid just the other day, she told me the three of you are running the Fayren office together.

private text

[kalmaleader]

Yes, we are. Although Mavis will be leading us until the next election, in which I'll be running again.

And no, it will not be an attempt to impress the inflated peacock, because while there is always room for improvement, she wouldn't know improvement if it bit her face off.

[Whatever Cassian won't say out loud about Winter, Qubine likely will. He'll keep a professional demeanor on when addressing the public, but as far as device communications go, anything goes.]

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Man, that was even worse than home, I think.

Although we can be glad we didn't run into any rancors or wampas or anything.

Granted, it's actually possible to bond with a rancor...even rode one once on Dathomir. But I don't care to try my luck on it.

private text

[captain_by_the_book]

I'll leave the bonding moments with rancors to you if you don't mind, Captain Solo.

But yes, that was terrible. Towards the end I started to worry the change might be permanent.

Re: private text

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

I'll lave it to the witches of Dathomir, thank you.

Yeah, I started to wonder, too. Things do change fast around here, but this one had gone on way too long.

I thought I had one in my apartment at one point, but apparently he was a new arrival who just happened to share a few things with the monster things and was looking to get away from them. Still wasn't happy to get woke up, but at least he didn't kill me...

Audio

[melodiouspacifist]

I have a concern.

[Private]

So Larxene wants me to dress up for Halloween for this party thing and she wants me to be Poseidon and I don't know what that means, he's this sea guy right? And she's been acting all weird and it's kinda creeping me out, so what should I do?

private audio

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Long silence. ]

That's not what I meant with concerns.

[ He sighs as he pinches the bridge of his nose. ]

What makes you think I would be better at this than you?

[melodiouspacifist]

Well, I don't know. She has a heart, I thought it might be some kind of heart thing.

[He sighs and rolls his eyes, though Cassian can't see him.]

She's being nice to me.

[chocobosnap]

Is there cool stuff to see in Attleton? I like to take pictures.

[captain_by_the_book]

I've been told the town is picturesque. You're free to visit and judge for yourself.

[chocobosnap]

Thanks. I'm new here, it's good to know I can explore,
right?

[At least, now he can.]

[unhappy]

attleton sucks :(
0/5 never coming back
fire hydrants should have cushioning on them fyi

[captain_by_the_book]

I'll pass it on to the town administration, but something tells me it won't be a priority to them. Sorry.

Attleton is far more hospitable when it isn't under magical attack.

locked;

[unhappy]

I nearly got brained on one.

:'(

private text;

[shelteringwings]

[While the confirmation is good, he's hoping that this announcement isn't primarily for that bitch who spoke entirely out of line without having any grasp on the situations.]

so it's safe to take Sonico home finally?

private text

[captain_by_the_book]

Aww, you're a good one, Mobius.

Yes, you can come home. I'll actually need you to start taking some extra shifts for a couple of days. Kay and I will be out of town.

private text

[shelteringwings]

I'll take her home as soon as she's ready.

[He pursed his lips at the message. He'd fully been expecting to be called out on fleeing the city entirely, not be given extra responsibility as if he'd done nothing wrong. He won't bother expressing his doubts, it'd be a waste of time.]

Roger. Got a set time frame, or is it just "until we get back"?

Text

[alwaysimpaled]

please don't tell me this has anything to do with that white haired idiot

and i dont mean me for a change

private text

[captain_by_the_book]

There's a long awkward silence because he knows he should chide Dante for being disrespectful to a person of authority. But.

Thank you.

private text

[alwaysimpaled]

[When Dante replies, he does so in a far more formal tone.]

Don't. What I said, I said for me, not anyone else. I've seen a lot of shit go down and there's always someone looking to cash in on it to make themselves look better despite the people still needing help.

I can't stand people like that. If I didn't speak my mind there, I would've done something far more drastic.

text;

[icyheart]

It's a shame, some of what was going on was actually fun.

Re: text;

[captain_by_the_book]

I think you're the only one who had fun.