Wade Wilson (
sharpeinolds) wrote in
genessia2018-05-24 01:11 pm
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
Entry tags:
video
Hey kids!
I know what you're all thinking.
Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.
First of all, thanks, I work out.
Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.
Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.
Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.
And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.
I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-
I mean your sake, not mi-
No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.
I know what you're all thinking.
Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.
First of all, thanks, I work out.
Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.
Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.
Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.
And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.
I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-
I mean your sake, not mi-
No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.
no subject
[ That's the kicker, isn't it. ]
And not that I know of, I've only died once here myself.
no subject
[Ignore that clanking, clattering and brief shattering sound]
Oh wow oops- sorry! Sorry! In my defense, your taste in lamps are awful. I'm not sorry!
You know, dying isn't half as bad as I thought it would be.
no subject
[ Hear that sizzle? ]
no subject
FUCK YOU TOO!
[Another smash]
Earl Grabnast, Tim 'The Timinator' Spalding, Gregg... Just Gregg and Jimjamboree.
no subject
AAAAND ACTION
Okay well I take it back, can't think of five guys I'd whack-a-mole to death.
Also-
[BLAM. That is one six foot two man in leather just full body hucking himself through the door, knocking over a table, a few chairs-
He's here. It's... it's impossible to miss him]
I'm here to fill my mouth with meat.
switchin to prose lmao
"Anyone else pulled that, I'd send them back out to knock. You're lucky I've missed you."
no subject
Apparently, this iteration was a little less concerned about showing his face.
"Awwww. You know what? I'm gonna say I missed you too, beautiful, nameless steak chef. Man I can't wait to tell Cable someone missed me."
no subject
"Yes, well, my aim improves every day," ba dum tch, and Tannusen poured them both tea, sliding the mug for Wade across the top of the bar as well.
no subject
He snagged the offered mug and took a quick sip of it, before digging into the steak set before him like a starving animal.
"Yeah I think that'd be the general implication of missing me. So, what is the job anyway? Or is it a surprise?
Do I get to guess my job?
Can I be the bouncer and the bar supplied date?
I look great as a blond."
no subject
no subject
The Star Wars guy?"
WADE.
"No wait my official job is shit-starter? I'm getting paid to be an asshole?"
no subject
no subject
Second of all, tolerance and acceptance that Wade probably can't behave himself for any longer than ten minutes at a time.
"I mean I'd love to cut down on my usual weekly lead consumption, this sounds like a pretty sweet deal."
no subject
Whelp.
no subject
Just kinda.... You know. Not really sure what to make of being told, within the first five minutes of being here, that he's got-
"... I mean yeah everyone else is kind of really boring, I got like five other pings on this phone telling me to not day drink myself into a coma, that's no fun."
EMOTIONS ARE HARD.
no subject
Just, you know, yeah, he's familiar with your hi-jinks Wade.
"Baseline humanity comes with some banality by default, but yes. Most of the people on this world are pretty dull, in more than one way."
no subject
He's sort of learned to dislike being alone for too long. Even at home he always had Al.
"Man you need to come back to my place. They're only boring via personality." Even Colossus was... Well.
Wade couldn't really call Colossus that boring. All the time.
He fiddles with his food for a moment, prodding at the steak.
"... So we're really friends, huh?"
no subject
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I wasn't expecting that to stick out so much to you."
no subject
He still had Weasel, Al... Well, anyone still alive from before everything happened. He wasn't really sure where Cable stood, or Domino. Even Colossus.
Honestly everyone else was just a dice roll, who knew who'd stick around?
no subject
For real. He'd been in Genessia for a while now, and he considered three whole people to be people. Maybe four at most, if you combined Lil and Jethro's half-people statuses.
"That wasn't an answer, though. Not sure which one it is?"
no subject
Good person.
"No I mean like- Shit okay so-"
I MEAN
"Okay so I'm never not happy to add a new friend to my contacts list. Its-" Really super nice to have a friend. Really nice and he super wants to believe it's a hundred percent true-
"Are you... sure? Like sure sure- Friends is an F word, I need like super enthusiastic consent for that."
no subject
So you know. A weird group. Wade might just fit right in.
That last bit gets a chuckle, and Tannusen actually reaches over to -- lightly -- sock Wade in the shoulder. "We did a few F words with super enthusiastic consent, before."
no subject
It really does sound like he'll fit right in. He moves with the gentle punch, looking surprised for half a second-
"... Yeah I mean that's pretty fucking enthusiastic right there. Is it you? You're the guy here with the burn victim fetish? Did I just win the lottery?"
no subject
Not much smooth healthy skin left on that arm, or hand.
"I'm not as human as I look, and I don't perceive reality the same way humans do. My husband was a sluagh, do you know what a sluagh is?"
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)