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Wade Wilson ([personal profile] sharpeinolds) wrote in [community profile] genessia2018-05-24 01:11 pm

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Hey kids!

I know what you're all thinking.

Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.

First of all, thanks, I work out.

Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.

Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.

Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.

And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.

I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-

I mean your sake, not mi-

No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Five people who are here?

[ That's the kicker, isn't it. ]

And not that I know of, I've only died once here myself.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't ring a bell. Did you just run through someone's apartment?

[ Hear that sizzle? ]
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Still no bells ringing for me here.
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (so I said 'bitch where')

switchin to prose lmao

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Tannusen had heard the growing chaos outside as someone smashed his way through traffic, and was ready to slide a plate full of steak across the bar just like that.

"Anyone else pulled that, I'd send them back out to knock. You're lucky I've missed you."
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (ha)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Tannusen of course, showed no reaction to said face; it was less gruesome than before! Maybe the open lesions had finally somehow healed up? Or just hadn't happened yet?

"Yes, well, my aim improves every day," ba dum tch, and Tannusen poured them both tea, sliding the mug for Wade across the top of the bar as well.
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
"I mean, you can dip your toe into security if you want to, I'm sure K-2SO wouldn't mind the help. But that's not the actual job title," Tannusen came around the bar and slid onto a stool, too. "No, that would be Event Manager -- ie, professional party-thrower and shit-stirrer for the club upstairs. You were pretty fond of it before."
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (the fuck is that)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"The what?" Tannusen blinked, then shook his head, "You'd get paid to throw parties upstairs and promote the place. Shit-starting is a package deal with you."
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"We were friends, Wade. You're one of the least banal people I've ever met, human or not."

Whelp.
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (so I said 'bitch where')

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, Tannusen's aware that having had his memory reset, Wade won't be on board with the whole buds thing from go. Or at all? Tannu doesn't know, and isn't really angling for that at the moment.

Just, you know, yeah, he's familiar with your hi-jinks Wade.

"Baseline humanity comes with some banality by default, but yes. Most of the people on this world are pretty dull, in more than one way."
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (the fuck is that)

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Tannusen hesitates, raising an eyebrow.

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I wasn't expecting that to stick out so much to you."
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, it's not on mine, either."

For real. He'd been in Genessia for a while now, and he considered three whole people to be people. Maybe four at most, if you combined Lil and Jethro's half-people statuses.

"That wasn't an answer, though. Not sure which one it is?"
black_black_heart: look, when a character generator lets me make mah boi correctly, I'mma do it and take pictures!! (so I said 'bitch where')

[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-26 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Most people, to me, are walking meat sacks oozing banality into the world with every breath. I'm not super good on making connections. My other friends are a catholic priest, an actual demon from actual-hell, an AI angel, and my motorcycle."

So you know. A weird group. Wade might just fit right in.

That last bit gets a chuckle, and Tannusen actually reaches over to -- lightly -- sock Wade in the shoulder. "We did a few F words with super enthusiastic consent, before."
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[personal profile] black_black_heart 2018-05-31 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Was it burns? I thought it was all cancer? And it's less like a fetish and more like it just doesn't bother me," Tannusen shrugged out of his suit jacket and peeled the glove off his right hand, before rolling up his sleeve and exposing all the burns from stabbing Hastur, along with that wrist's burns from the over-reaching Baroness' use of cold iron restraints.

Not much smooth healthy skin left on that arm, or hand.

"I'm not as human as I look, and I don't perceive reality the same way humans do. My husband was a sluagh, do you know what a sluagh is?"
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