This is cute and all.

[He waves his hand, frowning.]

I've got shit to do.

[There's a clap and now he's brandishing a blade through his sleeve.]

Can't do a kidnapping right now, come and face me you coward!

[When Dante clicks on the video, he can be seen spinning Rebellion on its tip, a single finger steadying the great sword as he lounges at his desk. He was far from the normal devil may care attitude he usually had.]

So. This last week did a number on a lot of us. Myself included. I was just lucky enough that my particular alternate self was something of a hermit. But it did show me one thing. I've got issues. A lot of them actually, but this one is something I can actually do something about.

I'm gonna come right out and say it. I need someone to fight. And I'm not talking a barely making contact sparring session, I need someone I can punch through a building and who can do the same to me. I need a fight that I can really cut loose with. The patrols I do help keep the edge off but that need is still there.

If anyone's interested, hit me up.

[Kay looks in much better condition than he did the last time he was on the comm. He's leaving Attleton’s Hospital and when he speaks his voice is tinted with light annoyance.]

Someone better fed my pets while I was dead or I’d be mad.

[Kay, as always, has the best priorities.]

I requested a subarchway while I was waiting for clearance to leave the hospital. It should be ready this weekend. It's called Planet Zeltros. [He attaches a small guide to the planet that he wrote himself. It's, long story short, the akin to space! Las Vegas, a place where you go to party and get laid. Specially the later. After what happened, Kay thinks everyone needs a lot of relaxing. ] There's minimal Imperial presence. Chances are that if you see an stormtrooper they're doing a keg stand. What happens in Zeltros stays in Zeltros. Have fun, I believe you all need it.

And Jaune, we need to talk about your driving lessons.

[ooc. here is the information about Zeltros but the guide Kay sends to people only covers the first paragraph and information about its native species, it doesn't include the planet's History.]

Who: Spock, Weiss, 11th Doctor, Garrus
Where: The Bay Area
When: Morning of Saturday, December 16, 2017
What: A faked death to study whatever has been bringing people back from the dead.
Warnings: There will be an actual death oops

( science bitch )

[ Cassian still looks like someone who hasn't had a good night's sleep in months and just plain weary in place of his usual severe officiousness. But hey, he's no longer in Imperial white or hiding. Yay progress. ]

You all know what happened.

[ He goes silent again, lips pressed together, gaze lowered for a moment before he faces the camera again. ]

Our town has suffered an unacceptable death toll and violence we have not known for a long time. For now, we are grieving, we are healing. But the message has been heard loud and clear. We have been reminded of our vulnerability. We have a lot of work left to do, and it will be done, whether by me or my successor.

As you could all see I was affected. I'm myself again and have returned to most of my duties, but for my absence in Attleton's times of need I can only ask for forgiveness. I can't promise it won't happen again if I remain in office, none of us can make such promises. All we can do is prepare, and make sure there are fail-safes.

[ Still feels like a failure. He couldn't even bail out Mobius once he returned, as he hasn't been formally reinstated yet by the one who suspended him. ]

In mundane news, the lake in the Attleton park is now safe for ice skating. The Red House Foundation's emergency shelter in the Attleton Academies' gym will remain open until the end of the cold spell.

[ When Shirou opened his eyes, he found himself in a completely strange new world that's definitely not the Fuyuki City he knows. While he knows certain details on what happened to him after panicking for a bit thanks to a certain hologram, he's still kind of surprised that such a thing had even been possible. (Despite being a survivor of two wars where everything was.) Either ways, he had decided to see this new (old, really, but it gets really confusing quick) world for himself and took it upon himself to wander around.

Even if he knows what exactly he wants to be, and he knows what exactly he'll become, what comes between is the only blank Shirou has in his life right now. The man in red didn't exactly leave him with everything, just the important checkpoints in the life known as Shirou Emiya. Which meant that since they're no longer the same person, it's up to himself to fill in the blank with whatever he does. If it involved protecting that strange world from what it's going to become, then so be it.

Either ways, time to fiddle with his smartphone, since he's pretty lost on where to go, what to do even with Weiss' video explaining everything to him. ]

Alright, I think that should do it... [ The feed turns on to a red-haired youth staring at the screen,
looking a bit awkward as he's not used to this thing. ] Didn't know phones are this advanced nowadays, but that's for another time, either ways.

I'm aware that this place is safe and that there's no way home, so I'm just asking around to see if anyone's met a girl called Rin Tohsaka? [ Though if she's here, she'd be yelling at him already, anyways. ] She's normally the honor student type, but can be pretty fiery if she wants to. She's also uh, pretty bad with technology if that helps.

Anyways, another question, does anybody have an idea on what eateries are hiring right now? If I have to work, I'd prefer if it's something I'm good at. [ Gotta hide the fact that he's a mage for now after all. ]

Thanks for listening.

[ And that's that. ]