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[Anonymous text.]
Weapons experts.
Kind of without a weapon right now and not even sure if I should get it out of the stupid rock.
[His poor family heirloom. Even if it's probably safer in there than in his hands.]
I'm looking to build my own. It's a tradition where I'm from. I'm also wondering what made you choose yours? If it works for you, there must be a reason.
[Maybe not one of the more hopeful reasons he would have believed in the past. He's done with that. But one that makes sense.]
Stay on topic.
[Private text to Weiss, not anonymous.]
My answer is yes.
Weapons experts.
Kind of without a weapon right now and not even sure if I should get it out of the stupid rock.
[His poor family heirloom. Even if it's probably safer in there than in his hands.]
I'm looking to build my own. It's a tradition where I'm from. I'm also wondering what made you choose yours? If it works for you, there must be a reason.
[Maybe not one of the more hopeful reasons he would have believed in the past. He's done with that. But one that makes sense.]
Stay on topic.
[Private text to Weiss, not anonymous.]
My answer is yes.
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Oh.
He thought keeping secrets was a good idea. Which could work for the short term. But not what he was planning.
I don't even know what he was planning.
He probably had a lot more hidden than just that basement.
But it's kind of our fault too for not stopping to ask ourselves do the good guys really sit on some giant tower and sip coffee and throw people into forests and not have some other agenda?
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as far as puns go
good job
that was fucking cringe worthy to me
and likely hilarious to the pun brigade
but jesus christ
yeah
you shouldve been on their case at the sight of the giant tower
thats specifically for witches magic castles bad guys or bad guys in magic witch castles
or people seriously overcompensating for their micro dicks
like the guys that made the washington monument
which is possibly for bad guys with tiny dicks
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It seemed pretty cool at first.
Pretty impressive.
But now it's just suspicious.
Okay I think we both know I have absolutely no context for that.
But am I right in assuming it's a giant statue that resembles a dick?
It's kind of awkward and uncomfortable to think of my headmaster like that.
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a big massive tall ass dick
suggestively seated across a statue where a mans sitting with his legs open
its gay as hell if you think about it
anyway
look
i mean you should be able to poke fun at an asshole
youre not supposed to think too deeply about whats in his pants
youre supposed to go
hahaha hes a fucking prick in all definitions of the word
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Do you think that was intentional?
Oh. I guess I can do that.
Yeah, I can. What a dick.
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a little weak but youre on your way
to a masterful insult
fuck that guy
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right
there you go
did that help