Hype(?) Train [Video]

[om_nom_namur]

[Blue, webbed hands hold up the pretty date auction advertisement distributed through the paper.]

Look at this shit. Seriously?

[The flier gets tossed to the side, in favor of letting the camera focus on Namur's face. His teeth aren't fully bared, but there's certainly a bit more of a snap in the way he says his words.]

Come through time an' space an' differnt universes or dimensions or whatever the hell shit we gone through an' y'all still wanna auction each other off like random shit y' find in some ol' dead bloke's attic? Someone please 'splain it t' me cuz they couldn't back in Balamb. Y'all get some kinda thrill sellin' yer pals? Make y' feel powerful or some shit? Oh, 's okay cuz 's for charity, yer gonna say. Who gives a shit? Yer sellin' people!

[He pounds his fist on the table next to his communicator, making it jump. By the time the feed stops fuzzing and focuses again, he's running his fingers through his hair, trying to calm himself down because he's getting more fired up than he meant. He takes a deep breath and blows it out slowly.]

A'ight, look. Anyone still watchin'. If y' sign up for this damned thing thinkin' 's gonna be fun or whatever an' y' wind up gettin' stuck with some asshole y' ain't okay with, but yer still gonna go through with it cuz charity or whatever- call me. I'll back y' up. Don't care if I never metcha 'fore. Need a 'mergency phone call oops gotta go, I'll make that call. Need a friend happens t' be close by jus' in case, tell me where an' when, I'll be there, catch me? Seriously.

[Namur gives a sloppy but well practiced salute. Anyone familiar with SeeD will recognize it instantly.]

Peace out, peeps.

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[om_nom_namur]

So does that mean them that's defendin' it's lonely an' sad theirselves?

[There might have been a hint of mirth in his tone.]

How y' usually go 'bout doin' it? Way we find 'em sadly takes a bit longer'n a normal Tuesday.

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[needssouls]

I don't know them enough to really say on that one. But usually those who defend something like that either fall into that category or are the people who have either signed people up or are slavers.

[That made sense to her at least anyway.]

Well... We usually had someone who was really good at thier job helping us. Sadly, here we don't, so it might take longer.

[om_nom_namur]

Someone who was really good at their job? Yer talkin' 'bout gettin' someone on the inside, right? A mole, t' rat out the actual leader?

[needssouls]

Something like that, yes/ Sounds awful, but when you need to rid the world of cruel people sometimes you just have to go to extremes.

[om_nom_namur]

Naw sweetheart, I get it. Ain't gonna do no good if y' spend yer time fightin' all the dumb shits on the street. Gotta figure out who's really pullin' the strings and take that bastard out.

So y' think y' ain't mole material, huh?

[needssouls]

It's not my talent, but it wouldn't be something I'd be against doing sometimes. Helps the fact I look harmless.