[text] second verse, same as the first

[black_black_heart]

[Are you ready for a sequel? This isn't a double-post, Tannusen's copying his last text post's formatting on purpose.]

how

does one stop their boyfriend

from standing in the kitchen

in the dark

at 3 am

eating fucking raw potatoes like they're apples

Comments

[black_black_heart]

I'm all ears

or I guess eyes in this case

[moviemagic]

Do you need help with anything? Perhaps wardrobe help or something. because I'm pretty good at that thanks to a mate of mine.

[black_black_heart]

nah I think I'm doing pretty good there

I thought you meant about my tiny, potato-chewing boyfriend

[moviemagic]

I already gave you advice about locking the cupboard. Not sure what else you would need help on without you saying.

[black_black_heart]

nah it's just the miniature terror that is the boyfriend that's new

think I've got the rest pretty figured out

[Liar.]

[moviemagic]

Then there is nothing more I can do for you. Your own your own kid.