Action for Genessia City | Video for anyone too lazy to see him

[obscenilicious]

[... He can work with this. Flicking what he was well aware was gray matter tainted water off his coat and hat, wringing out his tie, and casually splashing his way out of the cave like a seasoned spelunker, his mind was already going a mile a minute after watching the hologram.

Genessia.

NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.

And if he's never been here well... That's a whole new market wide open and screaming for his attention.

GOTTA GET MONEY

GOTTA GET PAID

Out into the sunlight, monocle glinting, smile glimmering, bearing every teal colored fang in his head as one hand idly starts up the video function on his phone.

It's a short, but sweet comment.

""""Sweet"""" as it can be with a smile like that]

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's pleasure to have stumbled upon your wonderful little pocket dimension, very quaint.

In a short amount of time, I'll be bringing some gifts just for you here, highly useful, marketable, occasionally incendiary, semi automatic and excellently priced gifts.

I look forward to doing business with you.

Comments

[koishi_komeiji]

Koishi liked to hang out near the bay. She liked to greet new arrivals as they came. But today was a rather unusual circumstance. Yes, she could see the new arrival there with his oddly colored teeth and rather spectacular hat... but at the same time she had a half eaten rabbit in her hands and claws soaked in blood.

Well. You couldn't win them all. And so she just continued to chew as she watched this newcomer, confident that her abilities would keep her cloaked from sight. She would greet him properly once she had cleaned up.

[obscenilicious]

Wow it smells like blood. He knows that smell.

A crack, his head swivels sharply without the rest of him, the visible eye locking in her direction. The smile then splits wider, a thin trail of oddly colored drool starting to trickle down the very corner of his mouth, a forked tongue sliding out to lick it away for a moment-

"Well. Hello there~"

[video]

[offwithhishat]

That isn't the definition of the word gift.

[ Your marketing needs work and your top hat is poor quality. ]

Re: [video]

[obscenilicious]

It's my definition.

These are very rare wares.

[ur cute boo boo]

( Video )

[alittlebitofhell]

(If the guy is probably up to no good, it's probably this guy. I mean, profiling wasn't cool, but...uh...)

So, what, you're some kind of multi-dimensional illegal arms dealer? Was the mouth full of razor sharp teeth not enough? You had to go full on Snidely Whiplash with the hat?

Re: ( Video )

[obscenilicious]

I sold him that hat, if I am to be honest with you. I think he looks rather dashing.

The mustache was a bit much though.

(video)

[jaglikethecar]

(If he didn't know any better, and he did because...sometimes he just knew things, Jag would have thought he was looking at an exaggerated cartoon character.

...he wasn't.

But...something did catch his attention through all the...what the hell is he looking at.)

Uh...hi, there, mate. I was wondering, how do you have, uh...stock with you, I guess, when you just "stumbled upon" us?

Re: (video)

[obscenilicious]

[Well that would just be silly, Jag.]

I'd been hoping to visit a different, somewhat larger dimension, if I am to be honest with you.

There is an exceptionally needy customer there and he'd brought along several potential new buyers.

private text

[captain_by_the_book]

[ New weapons dealer in town? Now that's news Cassian likes to hear. ]

Say I'm interested in your goods. I'd like to take a look to see if they are sufficiently advanced to be of use to me.

private voice

[obscenilicious]

Sufficiently advanced?

Of course sir, we create weapons for every situation and date.

What exactly would you be looking for?

Video

[blindpuppet]

Quaint is one word for it.

[Enis's tone is dry and her expression bland.]

What sort of gifts are you bringing?

[She's going to over look his definition of gift for the moment.]

Re: Video

[obscenilicious]

It depends!

Would you like an exploding one, long range, short range, hand to hand enhancements or advantage gaining gadgets?

[Video]

[k2so]

...semi automatic?

[Kay's priorities, ladies and gentlemen.]

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

[ooooh is this-]

And fully automatic.

[Video]

[youfool]

[Normally Ted's evildar would be pinging like crazy. But Gengar looks pretty evil himself and he's angelic. Mostly. Kinda.

Benefit of the doubt!]

Goodness! Do you have a catalog?

[All this bounty money and hardly anywhere to spend it. Then again once he sees how truly insidious it all is he'll probably nope out. Either that or turn--egads--practical]

I'm in the market for something that'll make manipulators of time and/or space...not do that. The laws of physics ought be common to us all.

[Somehow that request sounded less absurd in his head.]

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

We do, in fact! I would put you on the mailing list, but it seems as if I'll have to restart the printing business here, so that may take some time. I do, however, have our most recent monthly catalog on hand.

We do stock in products that make you yourself invulnerable to pesky time and space manipulation abilities, however, it is quite the trick to impede the user themselves.

Private Text from Archangel

[reachnotflexibility]

[ Well this is lingo Garrus is all too familiar with. ]

Let me know once your wares arrive. I'm interested in seeing them.

private voice

[obscenilicious]

Which ones, sir?

And who is asking?

[Action]

[cadbane]

[The bounty hunter could often be found near the bay, checking out the newly arrived. Some could be very interesting, even worthwhile. Bane watches this one as he makes his announcement. Very confident, at least. Not many are so happy to be here. He speaks up.]

What have you got?

Re: [Action]

[obscenilicious]

[Well that looks promising!

There Black Hat is, inspecting what he did bring with him.

You wouldn't think this many extending tables and platforms could come inside one briefcase, but here we are.

The entity flashes that teal smile at Bane and tips the hat and yes, there's a bowler under that.

Don't ask.]

What would you like?

video;

[sizedoesntmatter]

That's more like selling stuff or a business than what is a gift.

If that is the case you could just say.

Re: video;

[obscenilicious]

The gift part comes in the price tag.

[Video]

[pretty_handy]

[OH, IT'S YOU.]

From all the familiar faces I was expecting to see, look what the cat dragged in...It's been a while, darling.

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

[HELLO HELLO]

Hello there, fancy seeing you here. I didn't realize you could wander dimensions so freely. How is everything?

And how is your last purchase doing? You're still covered under the warranty.

Private Text

[redcinemareel]

[She does like his smile.]

I'd like a rocket launcher and lots of ammunition for it.

If you have different varieties, do let me know about them.|

private voice

[obscenilicious]

[It's gorgeous, isn't it]

We have several different kinds of rocket launchers available, even some for the history buff from World War II.

Antique but... well cared for.