Action for Genessia City | Video for anyone too lazy to see him

[obscenilicious]

[... He can work with this. Flicking what he was well aware was gray matter tainted water off his coat and hat, wringing out his tie, and casually splashing his way out of the cave like a seasoned spelunker, his mind was already going a mile a minute after watching the hologram.

Genessia.

NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.

And if he's never been here well... That's a whole new market wide open and screaming for his attention.

GOTTA GET MONEY

GOTTA GET PAID

Out into the sunlight, monocle glinting, smile glimmering, bearing every teal colored fang in his head as one hand idly starts up the video function on his phone.

It's a short, but sweet comment.

""""Sweet"""" as it can be with a smile like that]

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's pleasure to have stumbled upon your wonderful little pocket dimension, very quaint.

In a short amount of time, I'll be bringing some gifts just for you here, highly useful, marketable, occasionally incendiary, semi automatic and excellently priced gifts.

I look forward to doing business with you.

Comments

Re: private voice

[captain_by_the_book]

Oh no. Why voice. Why this. He really would have liked to avoid it a little longer. But sticking to text would be suspicious now. Even if it is hard to keep the distaste out of his voice.]

Handheld. Armor-piercing. Explosive preferably. I need to take a look at them.

Re: private voice

[obscenilicious]

[Oooh there is a rattling, wet hisssss at that voice.

The scary part is, that's definitely not an unhappy sound]

Andor, is that you? And asking for my wares?

Oh my~.

[captain_by_the_book]

Don't flatter yourself. I figure you owe me something, considering how often your weapons have been aimed at me.

[ Yes, he is taking this personally. You're just that special to him. Congratulations. ]

[obscenilicious]

Owe you? You make it sound like I'd be giving these beautiful guns to you for free.

[captain_by_the_book]

I would deserve it, for all the trouble you've caused me, but I don't want to owe you anything. I'm going to pay you.

[obscenilicious]

I could have been more troublesome but the bounty wasn't high enough.

[See: No bounty is high enough, he's retired]

I know you are. What exactly did you need again?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ If this is supposed to make him feel better: it doesn't. ]

A rifle, possibly a large pistol. Doesn't have to be a blaster, though I'd like its efficiency to be comparable to my world's. More focused on heavy damage than range. Reliable, sturdy.

[obscenilicious]

[It should, you could be more gruesomely dead than you already were! At least we all know being vaporized by the death star is fast, amirite]

Naturally, I have just the one.

[to be as offensive as possible]

Where would you like to pick this up?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh yes, it had been such a pleasant death. 10/10, would recommend. ]

Genessia City. Let's meet in Memoria Park. As a warning, since you're new. Violence is prohibited there. Try to resist the urge to get me killed, just this once.