[Video ] An important announcement

[k2so]

[Cassian and Kay's house is often lively and, while Kay is trying to keep what is happening behind him mostly out of frame, Cassian and some pokemon can be spotted.]

Does anybody know a good blacksmith that can weld my wedding ring into place? [Kay raises his left hand and sure enough, there's a white gold ring around his finger.] It keeps falling off because my frame's too smooth and I don't want to lose it by accident.

[Any attempts at seriousness are ruined when there's a yelp, a shout of] Galantea! Get back here right now! [and then there's a Sylveon wearing a tiny tuxedo throwing herself at Kay smugly crowing Sylveon! Sylveon! Cassian appears a moment later, plucking her from Kay’s shoulder. If you look closely, you can see a matching wedding ring on Cassian’s hand, worn along with the gunmetal-grey ring made of Kay’s frame he’s been wearing since Christmas.]

That’s it, you’ve been wearing this tux since the wedding. Enough now. [For his troubles, he gets his cheek licked– slowly and slobbery and with great relish. He finally notices the phone in Kay’s hand.] If you’re going to announce it, you might as well tell them we’ll be unavailable for our honeymoon.

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ Galantea has used up all the patience Cassian has. Sorry, kid. ]

Or you could stop threatening to touch my husband before I break your fingers.

not here

[k2so]

[ Kay might have make a strangled happy sound at that, in the background, because HUSSSSSBAND aaah. ]

not here too

[sleepingbagsensei]

[Aizawa isn't in the mood for this either, but he's watching. Damnit kid.]

[hot_handed]

I'd break your fucking nose before you could so much as lay a hand on me, Spineless Shit.

[captain_by_the_book]

You can try. You can threaten me all you like but you don't threaten K-2SO.

[hot_handed]

Don't tell me what to do I can do whatever the hell I want.

You didn't even give your toy a name.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh no. You. Did. Not. ]

He's not a toy. He is a person, and unlike you, he is not vile, unpleasant and rude to people who are merely living their lives and wishing to have nothing to do with you.

[hot_handed]

Wow, you're fucking deluded. It's amazing you managed to stay in office for so long, but with how fucking stupid the voters are here, I guess that's no surprise.

Does that mean I can marry my microwave? At least that thing's useful and doesn't talk back.

action

[priceofmagic]

[knock knock

who's there?

a fucking angry magical girl who is about to beat down your damn door]

Get your whiny ass outside this instant, you asshole! THAT'S KAY-SAN YOU'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT!

[captain_by_the_book]

Witty. Like I haven't heard the household electronics cracks before.

[ He's not getting loud but that's just showing how utterly furious he is. Quiet, seething anger. The kind that's all don't get mad, get even. And he doesn't have to play nice with the citizens anymore. ]

You would do well with less talking back before someone shuts your mouth for you. Stay away from Kay.

[light_of_willpower]

'm pretty sure you can't do whatever the hell you want. There are consequences--and I remember a video reminding you of those.

[Sorry, you don't threaten Trunks' friends either. Kay and Cassian are his friends.]

[hot_handed]

Back the fuck off, extra.

[light_of_willpower]

Make me.

[Childish? yes. But all of Trunks' patience for Bakugo is gone.]

Or do you only pick on people who you know won't fight back?

[Audio]

[rejected_trash]

[He has no connection to Cassian or Kay, but sometimes the bullseye is too big to ignore.]

AW! Little bed-wetter got fresh sheets and is ready to piss on them all over again. Great job.

[audio]

[priceofmagic]

[you're next.]

[audio]

[rejected_trash]

[u wanna go m8?]

Re: [Audio]

[hot_handed]

Die scum.

[Audio]

[rejected_trash]

Hey, come to the bay if you want an ass-kicking. Or to be the audience; whichever of you two gets here first.

[amygreycastle]

[Amy just rolls her eyes from her living room where she's re-stringing her bow.]

Did your parents never teach you any manners? They probably would have if they had any of their own.

[hot_handed]

Don't insult my parents. [His voice has an edge to it that's not normally there. Only he gets to insult his parents.]

If you spend all your time worrying about something as pointless as manners, then you're weak and have nothing to provide to begin with.

[Video]

[amygreycastle]

[Amy just smirks. Boy you are talking to the best archer in three countries back on her world, don't test her.]

Like you said yourself, I'll do what I want.

[Like put a couple of arrows in your ass, but would that get her arrested? Probably not if she claims it as self-defense.]

[ivegotadream]

[The young woman was annoyed for the most part.]

Does someone need a cooling off again?

[She is very serious, the Pokemon is behind her.]

[hot_handed]

Shut the fuck up, Goldilocks.

[bigbadrose]

I thought you were Bakugo, not Baka no.

K2-SO is not a toy. He's a person. I know you're jealous of their happiness, but don't confuse your need for a dildo for someone else's problems.

[hot_handed]

That name doesn't even make sense.