[Video ] An important announcement

[k2so]

[Cassian and Kay's house is often lively and, while Kay is trying to keep what is happening behind him mostly out of frame, Cassian and some pokemon can be spotted.]

Does anybody know a good blacksmith that can weld my wedding ring into place? [Kay raises his left hand and sure enough, there's a white gold ring around his finger.] It keeps falling off because my frame's too smooth and I don't want to lose it by accident.

[Any attempts at seriousness are ruined when there's a yelp, a shout of] Galantea! Get back here right now! [and then there's a Sylveon wearing a tiny tuxedo throwing herself at Kay smugly crowing Sylveon! Sylveon! Cassian appears a moment later, plucking her from Kay’s shoulder. If you look closely, you can see a matching wedding ring on Cassian’s hand, worn along with the gunmetal-grey ring made of Kay’s frame he’s been wearing since Christmas.]

That’s it, you’ve been wearing this tux since the wedding. Enough now. [For his troubles, he gets his cheek licked– slowly and slobbery and with great relish. He finally notices the phone in Kay’s hand.] If you’re going to announce it, you might as well tell them we’ll be unavailable for our honeymoon.

Comments

[Video]

[hot_handed]

If you don't start shutting the fuck up I'll deprogram you with my fists.

[God, it's like a bad drama.]

Re: [Video] /threadjack

[immortalrose]

Katsuki.

Re: [Video] /threadjack

[hot_handed]

What.

Re: [Video]

[immortalrose]

Stop being an insufferable brat or else there will be no lessons on Wednesday. Understood?

Re: [Video]

[hot_handed]

Tell that to the dicks posting their relationship drama on here like they're two washed up idol celebrities with only mediocre talent.

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[immortalrose]

Must you be so disrespectful all the time, boy?

[He rolls his eyes at the child's antics.]

There's no need for you to badger them so.

[Video]

[k2so]

Thanks for trying, Augustine.

It was a good attempt.

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[immortalrose]

[He gives the droid a somewhat melancholy smile.]

I do apologize on his behalf. The boy is...troubled.

[Video]

[k2so]

Kid, what's your damage?

You could have ignored the post, it wasn't meant for you.

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[hot_handed]

You're both annoying. Die.

[k2so]

Oh my, someone doesn't like us. I think I'll go throw myself off a cliff in despair.

[ Kay leans a bit closer to the camera. ]

Are you still mad that Dante, our companion deputy and now the Guardian, won the elections? Amazing how yours strategy of 'let's murder everyone' didn't work out, uh?

[hot_handed]

Throw yourself in a junkyard, maybe someone will use you for spare parts.

[His eyes start twitching.]

The results haven't been finalized yet, dumbass, but I guess your AI isn't advanced enough to figure that out.

[k2so]

But if I do that MY LOVELY HUSBAND will miss me.

[ Does this annoy you kid? Because Kay is 3 seconds away from walking up to Cassian and groping him just to spite you. ]

Have you not been checking the polls? Dante is ahead of you. There's no saving that difference.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Galantea has used up all the patience Cassian has. Sorry, kid. ]

Or you could stop threatening to touch my husband before I break your fingers.

not here

[k2so]

[ Kay might have make a strangled happy sound at that, in the background, because HUSSSSSBAND aaah. ]

not here too

[sleepingbagsensei]

[Aizawa isn't in the mood for this either, but he's watching. Damnit kid.]

[hot_handed]

I'd break your fucking nose before you could so much as lay a hand on me, Spineless Shit.

[captain_by_the_book]

You can try. You can threaten me all you like but you don't threaten K-2SO.

[hot_handed]

Don't tell me what to do I can do whatever the hell I want.

You didn't even give your toy a name.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Oh no. You. Did. Not. ]

He's not a toy. He is a person, and unlike you, he is not vile, unpleasant and rude to people who are merely living their lives and wishing to have nothing to do with you.

[light_of_willpower]

'm pretty sure you can't do whatever the hell you want. There are consequences--and I remember a video reminding you of those.

[Sorry, you don't threaten Trunks' friends either. Kay and Cassian are his friends.]

[Audio]

[rejected_trash]

[He has no connection to Cassian or Kay, but sometimes the bullseye is too big to ignore.]

AW! Little bed-wetter got fresh sheets and is ready to piss on them all over again. Great job.

[amygreycastle]

[Amy just rolls her eyes from her living room where she's re-stringing her bow.]

Did your parents never teach you any manners? They probably would have if they had any of their own.

[ivegotadream]

[The young woman was annoyed for the most part.]

Does someone need a cooling off again?

[She is very serious, the Pokemon is behind her.]

[bigbadrose]

I thought you were Bakugo, not Baka no.

K2-SO is not a toy. He's a person. I know you're jealous of their happiness, but don't confuse your need for a dildo for someone else's problems.