[VIDEO]
[ The shot opens on the bog unicorn, which seems to be attempting to nip at some of the weeds growing out from the cracks in a sidewalk. There's no tack on it; no saddle, no hackamore. Not so much as a rope around its neck, but it doesn't seem keen on running off. ]
Look, this is Jethro.
[ That's right, for those of you paying very close attention; there's two Jethros in Genessia and they're both 'unicorns'. What a coincidence! ]
I know, he's no Inquisition Barded Charger or Red Hart, I get it. Gruesome looking, right, don't care. He's a loyal thing who never gets tired... and I can apparently still summon him. But the only thing he arrived with when I did it is the rusty broadsword sticking out of his face. All his tack's back on Thedas, I'm guessing.
I know Fayren's the logical choice for horse-related stuff, but with the magical plague going on over there, I'm not keen on it.
[ Look, one of her besties is a mage, she's not infecting Dorian. Also, she knows how powerful his spells are; let's not have him sneezing inferno spells everywhere, okay? ]
I'll just wait if it comes to it, but if anyone knows somewhere that isn't Fayren that makes tack, I'm all ears. Bonus points if they know how to make armored barding.
[ACTION - Genessia City]
You know what's more fun than seeing a zombie horse with a sword through its skull on the network? Meeting it in person! Alley's found a park, and she's just sort of standing out in the open with her singular arm folded with the bar that makes up for the other. Jethro the bog unicorn, well, he's having a grand old time rolling around in the grass like a proper horse. Legs kicking in all directions, sword digging big furrows into the dirt.
"Having fun?"
Judging by the enthusiasm with which the zombie rolls back upright and lunges to his feet, and then trots over to her to ram his bony nose into her shoulder, the answer is yes.
And then something catches his eye... eye socket? And like any horse caught off guard, he spooks.
Unlike some horses caught off guard, he charges at whatever it is while Alley curses colorfully in a foreign tongue, shoved aside by the great beast in his quest to defend her honor -- or whatever is going on in that dead head of his.
[ The shot opens on the bog unicorn, which seems to be attempting to nip at some of the weeds growing out from the cracks in a sidewalk. There's no tack on it; no saddle, no hackamore. Not so much as a rope around its neck, but it doesn't seem keen on running off. ]
Look, this is Jethro.
[ That's right, for those of you paying very close attention; there's two Jethros in Genessia and they're both 'unicorns'. What a coincidence! ]
I know, he's no Inquisition Barded Charger or Red Hart, I get it. Gruesome looking, right, don't care. He's a loyal thing who never gets tired... and I can apparently still summon him. But the only thing he arrived with when I did it is the rusty broadsword sticking out of his face. All his tack's back on Thedas, I'm guessing.
I know Fayren's the logical choice for horse-related stuff, but with the magical plague going on over there, I'm not keen on it.
[ Look, one of her besties is a mage, she's not infecting Dorian. Also, she knows how powerful his spells are; let's not have him sneezing inferno spells everywhere, okay? ]
I'll just wait if it comes to it, but if anyone knows somewhere that isn't Fayren that makes tack, I'm all ears. Bonus points if they know how to make armored barding.
[ACTION - Genessia City]
You know what's more fun than seeing a zombie horse with a sword through its skull on the network? Meeting it in person! Alley's found a park, and she's just sort of standing out in the open with her singular arm folded with the bar that makes up for the other. Jethro the bog unicorn, well, he's having a grand old time rolling around in the grass like a proper horse. Legs kicking in all directions, sword digging big furrows into the dirt.
"Having fun?"
Judging by the enthusiasm with which the zombie rolls back upright and lunges to his feet, and then trots over to her to ram his bony nose into her shoulder, the answer is yes.
And then something catches his eye... eye socket? And like any horse caught off guard, he spooks.
Unlike some horses caught off guard, he charges at whatever it is while Alley curses colorfully in a foreign tongue, shoved aside by the great beast in his quest to defend her honor -- or whatever is going on in that dead head of his.
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