[The video starts as most introduction videos to. The screen shows Max's bushy black hair before it moves down to show his face. Green eyes glare at the camera for a moment. The hologram lady is going through her usual speech and clearly Max isn't interested.]
You know, if I hadn't recently been assaulted by magic, I wouldn't believe any of this crap.
[He motions to the magazine stand, which now has all of it's papers tilted to the right and shuffled around. Have fun sorting that out.]
I'm not going to some stupid kid's house either. Fuck that noise. Someone around here has to be okay with breaking child labor-
[Max is interrupted by a very loud and familiar voice to some in the city.]
MAX!
Oh god n-
[Before Max can even finish his sentence, David is picking him up and Max drops the phone. It hits the ground but both can still be seen.]
Oh, Max, it's so great to see you! Are you okay? I know it must be pretty disorienting to be here so suddenly but you're going to be alright! I'll take care of you! Don't worry, the people here are so friendly and welcoming, you'll make so many new friends you won't know what to DO with them all and --
Somebody fucking shoot me.
Max...language.
[With that, the video ends.]
You know, if I hadn't recently been assaulted by magic, I wouldn't believe any of this crap.
[He motions to the magazine stand, which now has all of it's papers tilted to the right and shuffled around. Have fun sorting that out.]
I'm not going to some stupid kid's house either. Fuck that noise. Someone around here has to be okay with breaking child labor-
[Max is interrupted by a very loud and familiar voice to some in the city.]
MAX!
Oh god n-
[Before Max can even finish his sentence, David is picking him up and Max drops the phone. It hits the ground but both can still be seen.]
Oh, Max, it's so great to see you! Are you okay? I know it must be pretty disorienting to be here so suddenly but you're going to be alright! I'll take care of you! Don't worry, the people here are so friendly and welcoming, you'll make so many new friends you won't know what to DO with them all and --
Somebody fucking shoot me.
Max...language.
[With that, the video ends.]
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