Attention, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

There is, in fact, another drow in town. I need not give you explicit details, as he is the only other fellow here that shares the same physical characteristics I do. Just look for the small elf with black skin.

He's a touch on the brisk side and chances are he's already hurt someone's feelings, as that is what he tends to do when I let him out of the house for too long. Please attempt not to hit him for his gracelessness in conversation.

It usually doesn't end well.

[For more than the fact that Kimmuriel can pop a brain with his brain.]

With this also in mind, I'll have to ask anyone to not actually inform me if their feelings are hurt by Kimmuriel. My goodness, if I tried apologizing for every time he's said something less than P.C I'd never be able to finish a meal.

Try not to take it personally.

He's a work in progress.

So.

I'm asking this for a friend.

... Lets say there's a trash fire.

... Like for the sake of the question, I'm gonna say this trash fire is about... as big as a dumpster.

My friend is really, really curious and wants to know what is the quickest possible way of putting out a dumpster sized trash fire before police show up.

Not in any rush but my friend is super busy so maybe an answer in the next ten minutes would be super duper.

WHO: Professor Sycamore and Sonico
WHERE: Garden Parks Apartment
WHEN: A few days after the Mack Invasion in Fayren
WHAT: Sycamore visits his neighbor while having a burn on his back.
WARNINGS: Other than mentioning of an injury, no.

( Everyone needs a rest after defending a town... )

I-I learned how to do something new!

[He was already excited when he popped up on the video. The area was woodsy, right in front of a pond. A nice place to play around with water magic.

With relative ease he summoned up a glob of water, letting it float in front of him. That, of course, was easy peasy. No trick to that.

Then, concentrating, he lifted up his staff and carefully cut through the water with it, creating an outline. He didn't have the ability to do two different things with the water using his mind, so he physically reached out to push the excess water away from his drawing when he was done, until all that was left was the floating outline of of bunny.]

A-All you have to do is summon water, th-then draw a bunny, and move away all the non... non-bunny parts.

[He was so happy. He was studying hard, he promised, Trahearne.]