[Not one to be outdone by Smoker, here's another fool unwittingly making a rumor spread farther than it has to.]
"The grapevine's been sporting some colorful flavors lately. If you've no clue what I'm talking about, well and good afternoon. If you do...ah, better address it then.
Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying there aren't good reasons to kill actors. They were put in the same social stratum as prostitutes for a reason, after all. Earning one's bread as a professional liar takes its toll on the soul eventually. Even, hah, the Buddha wasn't too keen on them.
I'll even admit that an actor dying in their own production is very poetic.
But to get a venereal thrill out of the whole thing is far too obscene and absurd. As always, word on the street is never as serious as I'd like. Take it from one who earns most of my living off such rumors.
Go under the Mercy!
[He hangs up, not quite conscious of the part of the rumor he didn't address. Hey now, absence of evidence...]
"The grapevine's been sporting some colorful flavors lately. If you've no clue what I'm talking about, well and good afternoon. If you do...ah, better address it then.
Don't get me wrong; I'm not saying there aren't good reasons to kill actors. They were put in the same social stratum as prostitutes for a reason, after all. Earning one's bread as a professional liar takes its toll on the soul eventually. Even, hah, the Buddha wasn't too keen on them.
I'll even admit that an actor dying in their own production is very poetic.
But to get a venereal thrill out of the whole thing is far too obscene and absurd. As always, word on the street is never as serious as I'd like. Take it from one who earns most of my living off such rumors.
Go under the Mercy!
[He hangs up, not quite conscious of the part of the rumor he didn't address. Hey now, absence of evidence...]
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