[ Everyone's TVs will flicker on and to the Genessia News Channel for a Live Special Report. The Show Host pops out from beneath the podium, a cool tenor voice coming straight from him as he addresses the camera. ]
Hello hello hello hello there, everyone! It's that time of year again, and I don't mean strutting your stuff on the beach in bikinis and banana hammocks! It's the City Guardian Election Debate, coming at you LIVE from the Genessia Center Arts Theatre in Genessia City. This election debate is brought to you by: Effing Big Fat Bubbles! Dip the lasso on a stick into the bucket of glittery soap solution, and voila! Bubbles so big your eyes will pop out! Even your favorite show host got one of these babies, check it out!
[ Here's a photo of Show Host flourishing the bubble wand that's bigger than he is, next to his unimpressed pet llama wearing a blanket with 'Effing Big Fat Bubbles!' printed in the corner. And back to reality. ]
Let's get started! First, congratulations to our continuing Genessia City Guardian, Satou Kuroneko, who ran uncontested this season. This hard-working pink-loving sleep-deprived little lady has all our hearts and everyone knows it! Second of all, a big warm welcome to the new and uncontested Guardians! Taking the reins in Attleton is the lovely and talented Miss Rapunzel! And who do we have taking Nova City by storm? Why it's none other than the unfortunately named General Grievous, stepping up from deputy to sheriff! There are still two cities ready to catch fire if we don't find them with a guardian soon! Let's begin the live debate-slash-Q&A you've all been waiting for. Here's how it works: You all come up with questions to ask each of the Guardians, and each Guardian will have the opportunity to answer it to help you decide which of your candidates is the right one for your city. You can submit your questions via text to the CPU and it will beam them to our stage, or if you're here in the audience, head on up to the podium and ask in person! Now to introduce our candidates.
[ Taking advantage of the theater as the location, the lights dim. Fog machines fill the stage and lightning flashes through it as the roar of thunder introduces Everglade's guardian candidates! ]
Everglade's incumbent guardian Remilia Scarlet takes the stage to duke it out with rock-hating pyromanic wild child Phibrizzo both ready to take on previous Guardian with the infamous contentious laws of the past, Ted Satchel!
[ Some quick fans run across the stage to get rid of the fog as the lightning effects explode into sparkles. Someone in the lighting room is clearly having some fun here with this. Then a real lion walks across the stage to lead in the Fayren candidates!? He roars at center stage before being lead off. ]
Beautiful and mysterious Fayren's first candidate is returning candidate Azura! But she'll have to stand her ground against severely malnourished Papyrus who's kissed more babies than any candidate in the history of the electoral debates!
[ Here comes that glitter balloon, just like last year, even though there aren't any debating candidates for Genessia City. A couple of stage members raise plastic ponchos over their heads, they knew this was coming. And it does. GLITTER! GLITTER EVERYWHERE! IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF NEVER EVER! ]
Now that all of our candidates are sparkling with eagerness [ or glitter ] to debate, take a seat, and let's get started folks! Get into the town hall for this live debate, starting in 30 minutes! You've still got time to pop in, let's go, and don't forget to cast your votes this June 16th at the polls!
[ Just as the candidates start to get comfortable, an assistant walks out with several aprons and a box of hairnets (Papyrus doesn't get one of those), passing one out to each person as a large horseshoe-shaped cooking area rises up out of the stage floor. What's this? ]
What's this???
[ Show host gestures grandly, pretending to be surprised. ]
Well bless my fuzzy soul, it looks like the candidates have a special treat for everyone. Not only will they be answering your questions, they'll be doing so while baking! A! CAKE! Candidates! Step up to your cooking stations, and choose a cake recipe! Let's bake up some questions, folks!
{ OOC NOTE: Anyone can reply to this post with a question they want to ask the potential City Guardians. Each City Guardian candidate is tasked with answering any question on this post. No candidate is required to, but lack of participation may affect public opinion of the candidate! Lack of any activity during the election season will disqualify your candidate, however.
On June 16th, the polls will officially go up and each player will receive one vote per city. More instructions will go up at that time. For now though, the debate is here! }
Hello hello hello hello there, everyone! It's that time of year again, and I don't mean strutting your stuff on the beach in bikinis and banana hammocks! It's the City Guardian Election Debate, coming at you LIVE from the Genessia Center Arts Theatre in Genessia City. This election debate is brought to you by: Effing Big Fat Bubbles! Dip the lasso on a stick into the bucket of glittery soap solution, and voila! Bubbles so big your eyes will pop out! Even your favorite show host got one of these babies, check it out!
[ Here's a photo of Show Host flourishing the bubble wand that's bigger than he is, next to his unimpressed pet llama wearing a blanket with 'Effing Big Fat Bubbles!' printed in the corner. And back to reality. ]
Let's get started! First, congratulations to our continuing Genessia City Guardian, Satou Kuroneko, who ran uncontested this season. This hard-working pink-loving sleep-deprived little lady has all our hearts and everyone knows it! Second of all, a big warm welcome to the new and uncontested Guardians! Taking the reins in Attleton is the lovely and talented Miss Rapunzel! And who do we have taking Nova City by storm? Why it's none other than the unfortunately named General Grievous, stepping up from deputy to sheriff! There are still two cities ready to catch fire if we don't find them with a guardian soon! Let's begin the live debate-slash-Q&A you've all been waiting for. Here's how it works: You all come up with questions to ask each of the Guardians, and each Guardian will have the opportunity to answer it to help you decide which of your candidates is the right one for your city. You can submit your questions via text to the CPU and it will beam them to our stage, or if you're here in the audience, head on up to the podium and ask in person! Now to introduce our candidates.
[ Taking advantage of the theater as the location, the lights dim. Fog machines fill the stage and lightning flashes through it as the roar of thunder introduces Everglade's guardian candidates! ]
Everglade's incumbent guardian Remilia Scarlet takes the stage to duke it out with rock-hating pyromanic wild child Phibrizzo both ready to take on previous Guardian with the infamous contentious laws of the past, Ted Satchel!
[ Some quick fans run across the stage to get rid of the fog as the lightning effects explode into sparkles. Someone in the lighting room is clearly having some fun here with this. Then a real lion walks across the stage to lead in the Fayren candidates!? He roars at center stage before being lead off. ]
Beautiful and mysterious Fayren's first candidate is returning candidate Azura! But she'll have to stand her ground against severely malnourished Papyrus who's kissed more babies than any candidate in the history of the electoral debates!
[ Here comes that glitter balloon, just like last year, even though there aren't any debating candidates for Genessia City. A couple of stage members raise plastic ponchos over their heads, they knew this was coming. And it does. GLITTER! GLITTER EVERYWHERE! IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF NEVER EVER! ]
Now that all of our candidates are sparkling with eagerness [ or glitter ] to debate, take a seat, and let's get started folks! Get into the town hall for this live debate, starting in 30 minutes! You've still got time to pop in, let's go, and don't forget to cast your votes this June 16th at the polls!
[ Just as the candidates start to get comfortable, an assistant walks out with several aprons and a box of hairnets (Papyrus doesn't get one of those), passing one out to each person as a large horseshoe-shaped cooking area rises up out of the stage floor. What's this? ]
What's this???
[ Show host gestures grandly, pretending to be surprised. ]
Well bless my fuzzy soul, it looks like the candidates have a special treat for everyone. Not only will they be answering your questions, they'll be doing so while baking! A! CAKE! Candidates! Step up to your cooking stations, and choose a cake recipe! Let's bake up some questions, folks!
{ OOC NOTE: Anyone can reply to this post with a question they want to ask the potential City Guardians. Each City Guardian candidate is tasked with answering any question on this post. No candidate is required to, but lack of participation may affect public opinion of the candidate! Lack of any activity during the election season will disqualify your candidate, however.
On June 16th, the polls will officially go up and each player will receive one vote per city. More instructions will go up at that time. For now though, the debate is here! }
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